Judge — July 1937 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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“Hello!” says the actor, “Yes, this is Jon Roberts, star of Love, Fine Stuff, an N.G. picture. What do you wish? Blackmail? You'll have to take it up with my agent. Goodnight.” Joe and Jim are foiled. Roberts has incurred their undying enmity. A storm is raging outside, but Roberts braves it, drags Dimples home and tucks her to sleep in her crib. It is the last seen of the actor alive. Hazel Roberts eater$ the night club on the arm of Al Kingman, there to discover her husband with Miss Darling. “So this is how you spend your evening, trocking at the Trocadero!” “Sshhhh, you'll wake Dimples,” Jon cautions. “I hate you!” cries Hazel, stalking out. “Spirited woman,” compromises Al, thinking of his commission. The next day a huge box arrives in the dead letter office—marked, “DON'T OPEN TILL CHRISTMAS.” Curiosity aroused, the postman takes a peek. Behind dark glasses lies Jon Roberts, chewed to bits, wrapped up in his fan mail. WHO DONE IT? (See page 31) A X-Word a Day Keeps the Heat Waves Away —Get this big FREE Volume If you think working puzzles is a serious business, reserved for grandma and people who hai lease on a mausoleum, you've never stuck your nose in one of Judge’s very own X-Word Puzzle Books! Here's your chance to dive into an easy chair for hours of guaranteed entertain- ment. If you already know Judge's puzzles, here's a FREE Feast! Why We Make This FREE Offer Frankly, we want to give you this special chance to become ac- quainted with the NEW JUDGE. It is now America’s biggest humor magazine value. By subscribing NOW you get the work of the best funny men in America and also the JUDGE X-WORD PUZ- ZLE OMNIBUS free. Fill in and mail the coupon below. You will get 24 issues of the NEW JUDGE and the book. 24 Issues of Judge. X-Word Puzzle Omnibus FREE =a= MAIL THIS COUPON TODAY! JUDGE, 16 East 48th Street, New York City Gentlemen: Enter_my subscription at $2.75 and send me 24 issues of Judge and Judge's X-Word Puzale Omnibus, Member's Name. Enclosed find my cheek for $_ comicbooks.com