Judge — May 1937 — page 33: what you’re looking at

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Golf Made Easy ‘HE United States Golf Association, or some similar group of busy- bodies, has decided that fourteen clubs are all that the contestants will be mitted to carry—or rather, let their cad. dies carry—in future tournaments. The Association looked very self-conscious when it handed down this ruling, as if it thought it was doing something pretty drastic. Which, of course, is silly. The average golfer doesn’t need four. teen clubs. He needs seven. More clubs in a golfer’s bag are a sign either that he is a big show-off or that he is just a sucker to sports equipment salesmen. Each of the seven clubs required by a golfer has its special use, but taken to. gether they provide for all the exigencies which have to be met in the course of a cruise around the links. The ratio of exigencies to clubs, when seven clubs are carried, works out at about twenty to one, but that is all right. The seven necessary clubs and their uses are these: The Driver—for topping the ball off the tee and into the bushes near the clubhouse porch where all your friends, especially the ones gifted with a keen sense of humor, are sitting and watching. The Brassie—for use on the fairway when you need a good long slice into the next fairway. Also ideal for whiffing. The Midiron—for hook shots into the woods on the left. The Mashie—for safe and sane drib. | bles straight down the fairway and into a practically bottomless trap. The Mashie Niblick—for long, low, screaming approach shots which land out of bounds a hundred yards beyond the green. The Spade Niblick—for use when you are in trouble, which means practically every other shot. The Putter—for andershooting, over- shooting, rimming the cup and otherwise effecting the last six strokes on each hole. Go ahead. Use fourteen clubs if you want to. But give me my seven and I'll guarantee to go around any course in the country in my usual one hundred and twenty. —JouN C. Emery. Nature Lesson REAT oaks from little acorns grow, Although you never see ‘em; The billboards spring up twice as fast, And yield more dough per diem. v Employers are rapidly becoming des. pots. It's getting so they expect a guy engaged in six or seven national puzzle contests to report to work every morning. His LATEST BOOK on the SEXUAL LIFE CRYSTALLIZES the FINDINGS of a LIFETIME HAVELOCK ELLIS ‘ PSYCHOLOGY OF cae VAN DOREN soys: e best_ one-volume treatment of ocx ia the Pogiud language" THE NATION soys: ion to Ss COMPLETE IN Slogys payenology and byeisoe ONE VOLUME= ss dns NEW REPUBLIC soys: 389 PAGES “Few books on the subject of sex can “Has all the qualities of a scientific text ‘Desc confidently recommended as this except dullness.” truly admirable volume.” ees PARTIAL CONTENTS ss ‘The Natare of the Sexual Cemeiey, and Pain tn Psychoanalytic Concepts Dreams: Thelr Signifi- my) Poor lation to Ser of Sex cance The exual Zones Hetmaphroditisns Pre- ital Knowledge Sex Life of Unmarried Sexusl Impulse in Sexual Abstinence rience Adults Toe th Sex Aacerooures and Masturbation Sequal Fetishes and Prigiaity Impotence e- Serdal Adjustments Sex Happiness Mn and the Sexual e Ferual Impulse and The Question of Love Rights of Women; et ton ‘of Mea Frequency of Coitus ad Nei Esthetics of Coitus The Sexual Athlete, sorders: Expression and Satyriasis; Nympho- +, Substitutes tor Sex Glossary of Sexual Terme AUTHORIZED 9 5 R | O) 3° UNABRIDGED Med to Emerson Books Inc., Dept. $35-J, 251 West 19th St., New Yerks ©: q Lam sendin; targhoered thie gertion, of >. take advantage of 2 welock Ellis, fer of Free Telit dopentt eith ost ‘am to have the itp Cuening beck within Bre ayes for full velund of purchase a. {If you wish to save postage, cond only $3.00. Same money-back guarantes.) Tee Shoice of a Mate jon for Marriage bane inad Steriiity amy; Polraamy Then ftare'ot B aE Sexual Sex P ANSWER TO QUESTION 51: Remuneration liberal as JUDGE'S editorial policy. An association enjoyable as a new copy of JUDGE. JUDGE needs someone like you to take care of its renewals and new subscriptions in your district. We need (you, him, her) NOW! - Rather big money for rather little time. Write: Circulation Manager, JUDGE MAGAZINE, Inc. 16 East 48th St., New York City. Solutions of Puzzles in this Issue fr Sa Kaba aaa “gana SIRIEETS aaaeues comicbooks.com