Judge, 1937-01 · page 21 of 52
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vate more of an interest in all the things I'm interested in. And you can resolve not to insist on playing radio programs that you know perfectly well 1 don’t enjoy, and you can resolve not to make any more of those awful scenes when you get my bills, and not to sniff the way you do instead of blowing your nose, and to smile and laugh more in- stead of being such a glum old gloom.” “F'gawdsake! How c’d I keep track of all that?” “You won't have to keep track of it— so there! I'll do everything. Whenever you do something I don’t like or when- ever you don’t do something I think you ought, I'll just remind you, “You re- solved such-and-such and so-and-so!’ See how simple? And we'll have just the happiest New Year we ever had!” v Florida exhibits an odd sense of val- ues. Now her border patrol is turning back the bums and letting in the people who send you those wish-you-were-here postcards. v And about the only man who has a tougher time than a private in a Chinese army is a Chinese general. 19. “My wife and I have separated!” “Oh—you and your false modesty!” comicbooks.com