Judge — December 1936 — page 35: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

“Haven't you anything lighter to beat with, mam? This thing just about wears me out!” GAS AND OIL MOTORIST: Gimme five gallons of gas an’ a quart of oil. First Filling Station Attendant; When you drive into a filling-station do not Five gallons of gas.” Insist on five extra-measure gallons of that gas with the super-zip, Zipperino, the gas that drives the nation’s buggies, but not the nation buggy. For Zipperino, spelled Z-i-p-p-c-ri-n.o, is Not an Ordinary gas. Zipperino is guaranteed free from goldfish, old shoes, bits of broken bottles and other destructive substances which can be so injurious to Your motor. Make this test: pour a gallon of Z:pperino into your bath-water and note its amber color. At luncheons just say clear parties, bridges and serve Zipperina as a dressing on salads, or add a tumblerful of Zipperino to your avorite cocktail. Be sure to ask for pperino gas. Remember the name, perino, spelled Z-i-p-p-¢-r-i-n-o, Zip- pero. Don't put a drag on your gas. Get Zipperino! We shall be here tomorrow and every day thereafter at this same time. Second Filling Station Attendant For your motor’s sake instead of your motor's ache insist on Zipproil, spelled Z.i-p-p-t-0-i-1. For Zipproil is the only oil which contains that new and startling discovery Zippine, spelled Z-i-p-p-i-n-c. wagon, w Zippine is the pal of the piston-rings, the buddy of the bearings, and the friend of the firing-order. one motorist says of Z. Here is what p proil—quote— "You'll have to finish bawling me out lair, dear. I have no more nickels.” I have tried them oil and my motor sticks with Zipproil.—unquote. So just mail two empty five-gallon Zipproil tins together with your name and two recent photographs to this station and you will receive by return post a double handful of ripe raspberries suitable for framing. In the event of a tic the con- test will be called a draw. Motorist: Say, don't bother with that windshield. I'm in a hurry, First Filling Station Attendant: When you are in a hurry, that’s the time to stop and ask yourself, “Is my wind. shield clean?” For dirty windshields invite Windshield tartar is the name that science has given to that film which collects on your wind. shield. Zippo, spelled Z.i-p-p-o in- stantly dissolves windshield tartar and gives your windshield that extra polish. It is free from grit and other harmful substances. Just rub a little on your hand and bite it. Take our tippo and disaster. clean with Zippo. The touring.size bottle is only fifty cents. Both Attendants (harmonizing) : Z.1.P.P-OOOOOoo000. Second Filling Station Attendant: Boy, was he mad! Did you see him zip out of here! First Ditto: Yeah. I get a great kick outa waitin’ on them radio-announcers. Judge comicbooks.com