Judge — December 1936 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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YYSINCE DAT ol’ debbil Depres- sion scems to have vanished, this Yule should be a gollywhopper. And Junior, who has spent the past weeks prowling about the marts of trade for the benefit of his public, presents a few of the more useless and ornamental Christmas items which serve to indicate that Good Times are rounding that corner on two wheels again First off, A. G. Spalding & Bros. has an assortment of things and stuff that would warm any masculine heart no end Pierce CHRONOGRAPH: A super four in It acts as a stop.watch, It also ‘one wrist watch. a tachometer, and a telemeter. keeps time. $19.75. Tapster: The beer-soak’s friend. A small, nickel-silver pitcher. You insert a can of beer, close the lid of the tapster and bing—you're all set. Anyone who has ever besoaked himself trying to open d. a beer can will love this little PappLe TENNIS: No table game this, but a fast, tough baby played on a court measuring 18 x 39 feet. The set, which everything necessary for the includes game but stamina, goes for $15.00 HIGH HAT Gor Distocuipt Here's a jigger that tells you how far you batted that there golf ball. You clip it on your belt, drive, and then walk to the ball. It operates like a pedometer, and checks $5.00, please. you up on your bra, BaG Tacs: These little gimmicks will give your luggage a bit of dash at very They're metal tags with your name and address ne engraved on them. They cost $2.50 and lead bell- boys to call you Sir. little cost Dynamite PitcHinc Nisuick: A new golf club for those short shots to the green. According to Mr. Spalding’s young man, it makes a golf ball say uncle Poker Dartettr: This little parlor set-up combines poker and marksman. You have to be a combination Faro Nell and Annic¢ Oakley to hit the jackpot ship Y If you're the kind of a fella who likes to give really swank gifties, Ham. macher Schlemmer's the place for you Dinner Gone: Shades of Paul Bunyan! The old cookhouse triangle has gone moderne. This is a small compact gadget that rewards you with a smart peal when you pull the lever. Suspirs: Veddy, veddy smart holders uppers from England. They're called Trouser Braces and they're made of chamois. Purpose: to keep your pants up. Price $5.98. InLustrateD PLates: From la belle France come these dinner plates, each illustrated with a separate color cartoon Personally, it’s a little too much like cating off the pages of Esquire to suit us Lratuer SHor Horn: Take this easer- inner home for $2.95. CircucaR MaGazine Rack: A_ very modern, very chrome and very good looking addition to your living room or bathroom. $9.95 ¥ Noél or no Noél, all roads lead to Macy's. No sissy, old center-rush Junior battered his way through hordes of hippy women and finally found sanc- tuary among the sporting goods. Troupe IRON: With this latest recruit to the golf bag of America, pasture pool takes on a definite low comedy note. The shaft is twelve inches long and the head can be used ambidextrously. It's for difficult shots, like under the bath. tub. $3.29. Pocket ANERotD: A barometer and altimeter to Ict mountain climbers know where at they're at and how cold it is Now all they need is something to tell them why they're there. Knittrp Woot C friends from the elements. comicbooks.com Covers FoR GoLF 18S: Purpose: to protect man’s best