Judge — July 1936 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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to the There are dividing arm rests between every seat, so that Teaners and fat pass Fair at- they naively rs can't wear you down to a pulp. way smoke—and there are e# You may br own risk, “The reading excellent ticket situation is ingeniously met. There are uniformed men—estraordinarily th ticket ma suspended on their chests. ‘They'll sell you tickets, and tell you what you want to know, There ticket windows. There lar into which you can pitch o all denominations, and receive your ticket to Pi » Older change. There are escalat " iplined themselves that they can wateh a door shut without ushin; civil ones—w ma- ns of Mehint um, and the correct ors, and most of citizenry have so di tit ina frenzy and trampling ¢ vf tearing at the lers underfoot, \ N q A ‘This has, of course, taken hundreds pS gi years to bring about. The Judge Jr. CN Meanwhile, we go much faster, Flannel Night Cap Award No. 7 “ wisier, and dirtier. And what's it ting us, hy To: Thomas F. Manville. Jr. New Rochelle, N.Y ° Citation: For being an outstanding example of the Starting the Day Off misuse of money in America, and a perennial source of : \ " You fellows in the city will just newspaper copy—all of it the wrong kind, wh at us for this, but we enjoyed seeing To tha siderable portion of the world which de the Guard changed in the morni What ‘ rives a vicarious pleasure from reading about “Wealth— ts amore: wei think it isa hell icood “ and how it is Squandered.” ‘Tommy Manville is a never piece of business on the part of the Big 2 end Font of Foolishness. Rare indeed is the fe Boys in London's City Hall, It gives t which does not witness another silly mphony in the ries which have endeared his doings to the palpi- ince to sce where their s oney goes—all those scarlet tunies, bear- ating public which Thinks Out Loud, skin hats, and martial music. It starts the His marriages, divorces, marital and I attles, hi diycoff with’ a’ghow) and if you'don't like incredible interviews with a bored pres se shenani ihiat, you've no business (wasting:your’ time ns serve to point up a side of our social system which with a magazine like this! affords us scant credit in any quarter. Suggestion: Why not a Guard Changing } | \ | taxpayers acl Awards tl re day of the er-service, the He be tien Phe natural and of chorus girls and models out in front of our own City Hall her Vicked platoons of the different: precinct who have to exercise least a primary instinctive men- ommy Manville has come to ng thly award of that tal pr norder t licllow ship—a vote commanders to form fours and march Dolifino Tess. he a cinder in the public eye and a pain in the neck. up and down before the colors. (These er v award takes the We have just sped through—ho hum—the latest: fas- would be green, with a golden harp and rit of Flannel Night Cap cinating story of Midas Manville’s doings with his blonde tin box. superimposed.) The Farley Coldstreams would be first, to be relieved by the LaGuardia Grena- Next would come the Dooli » with massed bands — playing secretaries and sirens in his send Mr, Man- dodine it with She who speaks hh Ir. wel th awards in ings from the fortress at * ville the I asbestos (Page 26, please) comicbooks.com