Judge — June 1936 — page 36: what you’re looking at

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EVERY PRIVILEGE 1S YOURS ONE CLASS Run-of-the-Ship Broad, sunny decks for rest and play...harmoni- ously appointed accom= modations .. . perfect service and cuisine...are yours without restriction when you sail on the Modern “One Class” Fleet. For tourist class is top—the only class—this friendly, economical way to Europe. Twice the num- berof reservations as last year makes it necessary forus to urge early reser- vations.A$25depositas- sures you of the desired accommodations, This season sail early—one oo class run-of-the-ship! to rurope ff Write for booklet J. | ROUND TRIP SAILING DATES S167 Arnold Bernstein Line—June 6,* 20% July 4,* 18. Red Ster Line—-June 13° and 27. duly 1i,° 25. Summer Season—Small Increose in Rote See Your Local Steamship Agent or ARNOLD BERNSTEIN * RED STAR LINES 17 BATTERY PLACE NEW YORK CITY lr YOU are one of those intelligent adults who regards dullness as the supreme social crime you will welcame Judge with open arms. For Judge is more than America's oldest and best known humorous publica- tion. It is in step with the times—with a spring in its step. | JUDGE, | Enclosed find $1.50 | '8 East 48th Street | Name | New York, N.Y. ! Address 1 A whole year of $12 | City ! laughs for | State ANALG AT LAAN LETT High Hat (Continued from page 27) frenzy of generosity, gives away hun. dred dollar bills to the holders of lucky numbers. We don't see how he can afford it, but his bookkeeper probably knows best. The Empire Room, — Waldorf-As- toria. It is our belief that there are enough “feature rooms” at the Waldorf to carry a fellow through a week’s good rousing varied entertainment. Provided, of course, that your porters carry enough jack-knives, glass beads and wampum with which to effect the agree- ment. Anyway, we’ve made one step. Into the rich, austere atmosphere of the Em- pire Room. It isn’t the sort of place vou can spring into and holler out, “Hi, old horse!" to Mr. Orville Knapp, the or- chestra leader, and then charge into a fast rumba with an imaginary partner, NOZZIR! It is a beautiful, restful room cious and done in (you'd never guess) the Empire manner. The decorators set a pretty stiff pace for the staff to follow, but chefs, wine stewards and waiters manage to keep abreast without even panting. Here you will receive food that really merits the name “Cuisine’—carrying on the ancient Waldorf tradition in the grand manner. Why, just thinking back on that Clear Green Turtle Soup and those Frog's Legs in Casserole, Meuniere, has got me goofy—Hennery, get out that ole ham hock and some saltines! The Empire Room is open for dinner and supper dancing, from 7:00 on. Our partner said that Orville Knapp was so handsome that he made most of the other band-masters look like PWA_ road- | menders. Entertainment featured a of ballroom dancers named “Beauvel and Tova.” We don’t know which is the gentleman, with team names like these, nor does it matter—they’re both mighty slick. Even more than those Frog’s Legs, however, we liked Dr. Sydney Ross. Syd- ney is not the house physician, though after watching him operate with a pack of cards, we'd be willing for him to go for our appendix with no other tools than a conductor’s punch and a hair-pin! He sits at your table—his services are complimentary. And to state that he baffles, befuddles, fools and foxes you is to lean backwards to the floor in | understatement! Dr. Ross has at least fifty-two degrees—one for each card in the deck. If you enter the portals of the Waldorf, and leave without getting a load of the Doctor’s sleight-of-hands, well—the more fool you! No Dice! NE of the quaintest official com- munications which we have yet seen is the letter recently received by the Baltusrol Golf Club, in N.J.