Judge — June 1936 — page 35: what you’re looking at

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(Continued from page 17) Farewells Boat farewell parties bring out the lads with the light comedy touch. You know, the same blithe spirits who stack the hotel rooms of newlyweds, and throw their lu in the bath tubs and run away laffing like crazy. They are blood brothers of the wits who give you & good rousing root when you are bending over drinking from a faucet. We have seen staterooms so cluttered with rubbish and the aftermath of these mad pranksters that it took the whole crew of the “Carinthia” three days to clean it up—while the occupants lived | ona shelf in the linen room. Well, maybe we are just getting to be an old futzy misanthrope. Only—if you're not doing anything when our boat sails, there’s always a good show at the Roxy! Au rewarr, bons gars! High Hat-Checks The Stork Club, 3 E. 53rd St. This busy place is the personal triumph of its Head Man, Mr, Sherman Billingsley. It is also a great credit to him, and a model for other gentlemen with repeat business from the “Right Crowd” in mind. But Mr. Billingsley has made it pretty tough for them, because he’s got the Crowd”... the crowd they're all after. \ visit will tell you why, And yet leave you with the feeling that the next gentleman who opens a place exactly like the Stork Club might still find time on his hands to buff his nails and wonder where the people were. For he still wouldn't be Mr. Billingsley. (Put these in water, Sherman, and cut the stems every third day!). The food and liquors are superb. Brandwynne’s American orchestra and Gus Martell’s Rumba Band keep you dancing on a floor about the size of a Horn & Hardart paper napkin. At the big. crowded bar you will find understand that Nat almost: everybody—we that’ s where Lincoln Ellsworth was all that time. He just couldn’t get out. even to ‘phone. And there’s congenial com pany to suit your every mood. There's even Steve Hannagan other notable feats—used to run the terference for “Flash” Insull in the | post-season games of the Utilities Con ference. Here are some of the other Tremen- dous Trifles which, with Mr. Billingsley, add up to make the Stork the big “Must” ¢ of the town: a gardenia for each dy... bread & crackers in cellophane + man-size butterballs ... a jelly boy ... a sweet potato ..a French Dressing boy . . . olive & radish display on who—among an ice water ach table, personally arranged by the Win- of the Flower Show Competition . Nights every Sunday. when Mr. Billingsley (yes, the same one) ina fine (Page 28, please) “Right | lou eh is Father a Problem Child? Does he fuss if the paper shows muss, grumble if the bacon isn’t crisp, complain if he can’t find his slippers? Then the gift of gifts for him for Father's Day is “Canadian Club”, for during all the 78 years it has been pleasing paternal palates in 87 lands, there’s no record of a single grumble. WHEN FATHER WAS A BACHELOR IF HE PUTTS, PUTTERS OR PUTT-PUTTS— 29% DOES HE HANG ON TO HIS OLD HAT, SHOES, CLOTHES? he probabl ? « > ¢ probably wass't aeaelp {ston => vy so well looked If he as The genus _ after as he is putters pater Americanus (plain pop to you) manifests many queer quirks. Sometimes it likes to lounge around in old clothes and shirtsleeves, even though plenty of nice new tailoring triumphs hang in the clothes closet. If he likes things that are old, he'll relish “Canadian Club"— every drop is aged in wood for six mellowing years. now. But Fathers are Funny Guys—they like to talk, sometimes wistfully, about the good old youthful days— usually pre-prohibition days—and how mellow the liquors probably shares the taste were then. If he does that, he'll certainly of other welcome “Canadian A all over Club”. Ie was America’s = favorite fine whiskey in | the world. the days before Ever hear of a sportsman prohibition—and is who didn’t like once more today. “Canadian Club"? around the garden, putts around the golf links, of putt-putts over the Ke bounding waves in a boat of his own, he active men and of sportsmen WHETHER HE LIKES SCOTCH, RYE, OR BOURBON, HE'LL ENJOY Haram athes “Canadian AGED FOR 6 YEARS IN OZARK OAK CASKS UNDER SUPERVISION OF CANADIAN GOVT. 7 comichoo!