Judge — January 1936 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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HAT K The Judge, Jr. Flannel Night Cap Award No. 1 To: Mr. Edward F. Palm Beach. Hutton, stockbroker, N.Y. & Citation: For (1) stating last summer that he con- sidered himself “seventy percent slave and thirty percent free” under the present system of government income taxes. This, while owning one of the most luxurious slave quarters in Palm Beach, the largest sailing ht in the world and a sixteen thousand acre ate in South Carolina. And for (2) urging busi- ness and industry to form a Washington lobby which will overshadow them all and “gang up” on Franklin D. Roosevelt. Judge. Jr.. while disagreeing heartily with many of Fearless Frank's Financial Fantasies, takes pleas- ure in awarding, herewith, the first Flannel Night Cap to Mr. Hutton, with best wishes for a Happy sew Year in his humble slave quarters in the South- jand—and a long, long spell of silence! *« Best Comic Strip: Bungle, Hoople and Count Screwloose in dead heat. Winning by an Aryan nose from Brutus, Barney . Milquetoast, and Pop-eye. Ii Art (“Gorilla”) Bris- could only draw, it wouldn't even be close! Best Columnist: Westbrook Pegler. est News Stories: Kerkoff’s story on the 3iography of a Youth Born to Crime Propaganda Reporting: The factual, “Sudden Death” reporting of the World-Telly in auto accidents, Even lady lrivers are pulling in their necks and putting out their hands Best Newspaper Novelty: The xet photos of ‘bs home first . film attached, are released from incoming ships way out at sea. (Query: suppose the “Sun” should spread corn on its roof, hey?) 3est College Ma i Columbia Jester. 3est Humor Mag: : Physical Culture. Best General Magazine: Reader's Digest. Best Variety Headline: “Stix Nix Hicks Pi Jest Electric Sign on Broadway: Spud Cigarettes. Most Important Drama Vinterset.” Dead End.” Best Comedy: “Three Men On a Horse.” Comedian: W. C. F first. Herbert Hoover, second. Most Hilarious Newsreel Shots: The W.C.T.U. leaders giv- ag their views. The man with “Dixie.” urnal’s use of pigeons to e bird Honorable mention: 22 children. All the sweep- 17 stakes winners. that umbrella. Best Any shot which includes Haile Selassie and Movie: “The Informer,” written by and dire John Ford. Worst: ghting Youth.” 3est Acting: Margar Best R > Program Pennsylvanians, and the March of Time. Worst: Any am: Omar the Mystic, V Best Radio C 50-5 and low Dudley Nichols Sullavan in Triple tie between Valle “So Red the Rose.” » Waring eur (never mind writing in about it either) ; ice of Experience. mics: Jack Benny and Fred Allen (split it We like that old slicker Walter O'Keefe, too, Lou Holtz, the cad. Worst: Cantor again—it isn’t even close. Best Classical Program: Sunda: Biggest Radio Bores: Sighing Roaring Boake Carter: Wons recite “Angel De Slickest Jazz Orchs bardo and ), boys) fternoon Philharmonies. die Guest, Tiny Ruffner and have you ever heard tearful Tony ” Be on your guard, lad Mons. Duchin, Ray Noble, Guy Lom- Dolan. Most Dislocating Rhumba Orch: Xavier Cugat’s Waldori- Astorians, Best Books: “Paths of Glory ;” Amusing: “Life With 3obbie February Hill.” Father!” “Redder Than the 3est. Biography Bathroomiest O'Hara. Best Detective Sawdust Caesar,” by George Seldes. “Butterfield 8," by John Samarra ferely Murder,” by Georgette Heyer. Best Dance R ly Duchin’s “Cheek to Cheek :” Richard Himber’s of Those Things:” Tommy Dor- sey’s “You Are My Lucky Star; “Red Sails at * Jack Jackson's London orch Best. Waltz Paul Whiteman’s “When | Grow Too Old to Dream:” wick, “Me and Marie.” (Page 25, please) Sunset, Victor recording of Johnny Green's Bruns ME FLANNEL. NIGHT= CAP IN USE ef) NOTE. HOW NICELY Ir COVERS THE MOUTH comicbooks.com