Judge — January 1936 — page 18: what you’re looking at

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Announcing Judge Junior’s Awards of the HIGH HAT and the FLANNEL NIGHT CAP HE finger of Fate points—and Junior's eagle evecis on tt It may be you—or you—yes, or even you, way out there in Walla Walla, Wash. But some deserving person is going to be selected each month to receive Judge, Jr.'s Awards of Merit 1 A handsome high hat, a Dobbs, no less, will be presented oa to the gentleman who has performed the most sporting act in the The Judge, Jr. course of the past thirty days. g this shiny emblem High Hat Award No. 1 of probity, gaiety and good fellowship, Junior evinces his belief that the day of the Gracious Gesture is not yet done— To: Mr. Elmer Layden, Notre Dame, South Bend, and further that it should receive suitable recognition. Ind. 2. A genuine Canton flannel night cap, skilfully embroidered by Junior's office boy, will also be presented. This award will be constructed so that it will not only cover the head and the ears of the wearer, but the mouth as well. It will render precedence came up. Who was entitled to the football further speech completely unintelligible, The Flannel Night itself, treasured emblem for the trophy case? Army's Cap will go to the current King of the Fauxpas, the Prince of Bill Shuler and Notre Dame's Bill Shakespeare Poops, the President of the Stop-Having-Fun Association grabbed for it. The referee took it and long debate The monthly Awards of the High Hat and the Flannel Night ensued. A coin was tossed, Shakespeare won, took Cap will be announced in each issue of Juvce. So, if you have the ball as the Army captain turned away with bitter any likely candidates, enter ‘em. Tell us what they did, and tears of disappointment streaking his face. when, and why—or send us clippings. Many great and goofy Elmer Layden, Notre Dame's great coach, did not ganders go through their ottes beyond the reach of our hesitate a moment. He took the ball from Shake- telescope. And Junior’s mind is as open as the Government's speare, strode after Shuler, and handed it to him pockethook—which is pra : Je out, Address: Judge “Here, you certainly won this today. We were lucky Junior Award Committee, 18 E. 48th St N.Y.C. to even tie that bunch of yours!” Judge, Jr. takes great pleasure in rewarding this gallant act with his first Monthly High Hat. * Citation: As the referee's whistle ended that hard-fought and thrilling 6-6 football game between the Army and Notre Dame, a nice little question of Highs and Lows for 1935 Judge, Jr. submits a few cuff quotations, pro and con, for the guidance of the young and the edification of the old, as 1935 takes the count. It’s been, as Miss Post says, “such fun—and hasn't the time just flown?” Mo Exciting / etic Events: Mussolini’s African Hunt Ohio State-Notre Dame football game. Goose Goslin’s Oth-inning hit in the last game of the Seereez. The finals of the Open P. Dullest: 1 Louis-Levinsky “fight."”. The Polly Adler raid \ny heavyweight wrestling match. Finest Sporting Gesture: Elmer I len presenting the ball to Army’s Captain Bill Shuler after that 6-6 tie, when Notre Dame had won the toss for it. ns: Minnesota and Southern Methodist— And don’t bother to write in and abuse us, either. Best Coaches: Bernie Bierman, Fritz Crisler and James J. Farley. Best Sports Writers: Joe Williams, Paul Gallico and Bill Corum. Runners-up: George Trevor, Jimmy Powers. and the CONTAINS A HIGH Boston Post’s Bill Cunningham. GENTS BONNET FOR you,NyOU N you / Best Sports Writer: (Indoors) “Peep-eye the Sailor Win- chell.” 16 comicbooks.com