Judge — November 1935 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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Judge Theatre Notes x their hands and di i A _) ' _ ae |\ i md there int save you about twenty-nine fifty public and the govern » for five years, the theatre s feet. That is, you can't get_a decent seat to a bum 4 thout having to call on your Congress: wrtyetive tel to the l-plated se man, Tt tah ou ntoonee in your hout diving thr nd it costs you a quarter can't smoke wv subway crow to get a drink of water. _ tip a Now that they have a hit for the first us time in three seasons, the Theatre Guild Cavs won't even ar r its telephone—they ra note if vou slip it if you have In- — teven a r their u the Lunts are cireus at the re’s. expense— Shrew" is a in town. ' Mf the full houses, the rest of the show list pretty much junk. town nd «1 Perkins ere’s very little else worth 5 Nes The best mystery ph Mey." and you ean see Ow in “On Stag of the nso. far money. new si ur Prediction UST to stick our own neck out for the Gallicos to pop at, we hereby predict that:— I—Harvard will beat Yale. Princeton will be land tied. ta & Ohio State will tie Ten championship. —The outstanding team in the coun- try will come from South of the Mason- Dixon line. 5—li said team is invited to the Coast it will gallop all over the West Coast defenders. Gags That Gag N ATURALLY all practical jokers I live to be a hundred and only die when someone pulls a chair from under them while the jokes die young and often Recently those filberts, the Marxes, perpetrated the following mean ness on a good friend. Knowing him to be a Timid Soul, they hailed the phore and in disguised voi : “This is the Water Dep't. Mr. Soand. so. We are about to turn off the water in order to fix the watermains. Would you kindly draw enough to last you for : ; i, the day?" Henry loves to picture things in the fire— Obediently the victim) drew water. especially my mother!” (Page 26, please) 13 comicbooks.com