Judge — October 1935 — page 21: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Judge Slightly Sour Grapes LIKE to ride, you like to walk; You like to read, I like to talk; You like your whiskey straight—I don’t; I like to stay up late—you won't; You are an ardent baseball fan And I'd prefer 'most anything than; You like potatoes with your dinner And I am set on getting thinner. How odd that we should not agree On anything else but you and Warning Except at times As rare : I ge To do what I pleases. s these is enerally man OMEHOW a couple riding in J A rumble seat will fill Me with a tender feeling for Romance; that is, until I happen to be there my And then [ groan and And feel abused because Not let me ride in front. A mi So often he's inclined Quite dull, or very fa There's somethi Of that, there is no q It n It might be indigestion ght be love—but to be t. ig very wrong with me, Juestion then again a. aN wy ARLING, since you've warned me Our funds are running low I've done so many helpful things I think you ought to know. I bought the cutest penny bank; And when I saw a sale Of soap, I bought five dozen And I got a scrubbing pail! I play for lower stakes at bridge But, honey, I confe I'm really worried—if T win I'm apt to win much less, T found a cheaper beauty shop; Before I buy a dress I stop And think about it. There! You see How well I've learned economy ? Ridiculous If I were you, and you were I I'm positive I wouldn't cry Because you left without a word; How pitiful and how absurd That [ should feel the way I do Because I'm I and you are you! UCH happiness I’ve never known, Today has been Red Letter A friend showed me her new I And I liked my own much better. —Evetyne Love Coorer. ulier She: “Be sure ya pick ’em all up, butterfingers!” 19 comicbooks.com