Judge — October 1935 — page 19: what you’re looking at

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Judge WH INCE one half the world is nuts about taking candid camera shots of the other half, or collecting its auto- graph, I'm going to slip out my own little snapshot album and try to show you how my Great Friends and acquaint- ances relax. This is the way my collection of celebrities and near-celebrities has what it calls a good time:— George Jean Natha piano among beer-sw' interspersed. Enjoys playing Chopin on the ling highbrows with a few. cuties Corey Ford: Give him a Columbia stroke with a literary flair as a companion, some fishing equipment anda few lonely fjords leaping with fish and he'll wring out a good time and a wholesome burlesque of some att courant sensation. Jean Harlow: She needs a few good fellows around her and a drink or two—anything in fact, besides a low-cut gown and Wallie Beery pawing at her with Clark Gable riding to the rescue. Joan Crawford: Just give her Franchot Tone in a crowd- ed place and she'll have a good time. Franchot Tone: and together they Give him Crawford in the same place Il play the game of being alone in public Jack Benny: He likes to sit around a radio and listen to testimonials to his prowess as a comedian. Upon urging, he will play the fiddle for you with all the ability of a Heifetz without talent, but with a secret ambition to be good at it. He never jokes. Groucho Marx: Likes to call you up to tell you how lousy he feels and can you recommend a good new doctor. Chico Marx: He likes to sit around, make jokes and hear his dear Groucho tell him No. Harpo Marx: Give him a harp and a blond and he’s happy. “Like it? It’s a little recipe I got out of the Congressional Record.” Pare Lorentz. Just let some Public Utilities Corporation pull a fast one on’ Pare and, boy, is he happy! The bigger they are the better he likes to take them on, and the harder he falls. Garbo: She likes to be noticed so she can be alone. Norman (Ballyhoo) Anthony: Just give him his slippers, and a book and watch him curl up in front of a fire! John Anderson, critic of the New York Evening Journal: Likes to play tennis without a racket at the Athletic Club and pull fast ones. John Barrymore: Likes to get married. Lionel Barrymore: Likes to mooch around aimlessly looking for all the world like Scrooge subbing for a sick Atlas. Fred Astaire: He's in love with his feet, and on his time off, puts them through rehearsals. (Page 24, please) comicbooks.com