Judge — September 1935 — page 15: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Judge Lessons in New Yorkese The Superstition REDDINBUTTA...” “Wawasat crack Hon?" “Tsed ‘breddinbutta’ r “Waffaw fgossakes ? “Owits sumpin yas: “Oyeah? Yamuswanna saysump- in “Lissen wenyawawkin wissummin assumbuddy wawksinnatween you- anna guy dinbutt “Yeah waffaw ?” “Taverda quawrril.” iverda. quawril? Youbaleevat hooey ?” “TIstroo. Fya donsayit y “Annify a sayit yadont?” ERNE “Asright. Sowlseddit.” HUNTERS “Youseddit youseddit! Yafulla red- dants.” “Oya donbaleevit ?” yawawkinwit yasay ‘bred- quawrrill.”” “Hey! Come back with them bees!!!" cracks likat.) Yawanna gemme sawr 2?” “NowIdowanna getcha sawr Hon.” “Dondomie enny favas. Fyou don- likit yakin shuvvawf. Issoaky wimme.” “Nowlissen Toots tak Nolwont takeitees say ‘breddinbutta’ ta u gimmie alottalip.” h wellall Isedwas—" “Lissen yawanna quawrrill wimme or doncha wanna quawrrill?” | Awright) awright — breddinbutta ... breddinbutta... !" teesy—"” All dowis- verda quawrrill —H. W. Haxemann. “Hello—Air Conditioner Co.? Send a man right over —there’s something wrong with your cooling system!” “Acawsadon baleevit. — Isjussa Yajusdumb fya_ ba- leeva stoopasission,” “Oyeah? Wooja gotreeonna match ?" ‘o wiwooden gotreeonna match!" Yeahwell treeonna match issa stoopasission. “Treeonna sion—sbad luck!" “Ansowissy otha.” “Aahdon showyarignorins.” “Aah youknow somuch di “Ino better annat, dumpbell “Ittaint dumb! Yawanna = make sumpin avvit?” “Now I dawanna make sumpin av- vit. Ittain timpawtint anuff tamake sumpin avvit.” “Wellen wassa notiona makin atch ainno stoopasis- 13 comicbooks.com