Judge — July 1935 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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thought the next record would be mine. The records changed. The next record was s You and Me Go Ga-Ga To- gether.” Then I threw a chair through | the glass. Then I went crazy. Then brought me up here. ley are going to let me go home soon. They think I am cured. They are wrong. I am still crazy, I want to back to that store and buy “I Would Like to Go Ga-Ga with You.” It keeps running in my head —Epwarp W. Spooner. Ten for One ITH all these people being ab- sorbed by public works projects there won't be enough unemployed left to stand around and watch. And _ there's nty of syn the Oklahoma farmers whose lomes ne-proof construction. were of cy After the dust storms, they found the buildings had stayed put but the farms blew away. “You'll have to wear this suit, too, John—it won't go in the case either!” Ga-Ga Yo may think there is no reason at all why [ should write about people in glass booths lister x to phonograph records. That is because you have not been in one. [ have. [ went crazy in one. That is why I am up here now I went in to hear a new recording of my favorite symphony. I went in one of those booths. girl put the rec- ord in an electric phonograph that plays a dozen without stopping. The girl was ina hurry. She wanted to get out- side where a boy was playing the piano The girl put the symphony in the wrong place. The first piece was “I Would Like to Go Ga-Ga with You.” [ waved to the girl. The girl thought I was keeping time to the music. I tried to stop the machine. The machine went faster. I thought the next record would be mine. I sat down. [lita was hot. There was no vent The record changed. The next record wasn’t mine, It was “Would You Like to Go Ga-Ga with Me?” I pulled the plug out of the wall. The lights went out. The machine kept playing. I started to go out. I had to come back. The boy outside was playing “I Would Like to Go Ga-Ga with You.” I sat down. It was very hot. I