Judge — April 1935 — page 23: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Why We Gave Up Contract Os —My dear, you should have been with us on Thursday night. We went to Grace’s—and, my dear, she’s just bought the most— Host—Oh, no, dear, not Thursday. “But, dear, it was Thursday, because Wednesday I got a permanent, and we had veal chops—don’t you remember ?” “Yes, I remember the chops, sweet- heart, but it wasn’t Thursday we went to Grace's. Thursday it rained. Any- way, it’s your deal.” “Why, darling, you must be mistaken Thursday was the day, because I re- member Agnes calling up to ask me if I knew where Clara bought her hats.” “No, it was Friday, because my shirts hadn't come back from the laundry.” “That's all very true, Henry, but we went to Grace’s Thursday night.” “T say we didn’t. Go ahead an’ deal.” “Henry!” I guess I know when I'm don’t—it ete., ete. this time Thursday because” —London Opinion you ete., was WwW: ward the prize for bowleg edness to the student who upon mounting a horse found that he had both feet in the wrong stirrups. —Dartmouth Jack-O'Lantern. Lady (calling broadcasting station) Will you have the celloist play a re- quest for me? Announcer—Certainly ; Lady—Parchesi. what is it? —Rutgers Chanticleer. Southern Hospitality who has trav A” AWARE, led extensively in the South re- lates that somewhere in the mountains of Kentucky there is and operated by a lady whose name Free. a hostelry owned when passing that way, was greeted by a sign which hung in front of this es- tablishment which read: FREE HOTEL. The South, it seems, has been handed down from carpethagg to northern salesmen, and these worthy gentlemen caused the proprietress of the place no end of embarrassment by in- sisting on a literal interpretation of the declaration which adorned the front door, The damyankees so thoroughly annoyed the good lady that recently she rs made a change, and no doubt business | has boomed, for now the spirits of the weary wayfarer in that vicinity are re- vived by the new sign which proclaims: HOTEL MISTRE FREE For some years a grateful public, | be for OILY SKINS use MENNEN LATHER ‘OU SHOULD see the letters I receive daily, Hundreds of them! From men who've sent for my Skin Tester Men with oily skins, Men with dry skins. They say I'm absolutely right. Oily skins need one kind of shave. Dry, an- other. It’s simple logic, when you think of it. But, what an amazing difference in your shaving comfort! “Mennen Lather Shave is espe cially for men with oily skins. It loosens deeply imbedded oil and grease deppsits, washes out over- active pores. Makes skin healthier. Leaves it feeling fit, looking young. TY when you try out this idea happy, too! for DRY SKINS use MENNEN BRUSHLESS “Mennen Brushless is especially for men with dry skins, It’s emollient —softens, relaxes, soothes. Rids your skin of that dry, taut feeling. Roughness, redness disappear. You'll like to use it. No mess, It’s a cream, not a grease. Send 10c for the Mennen Skin Tester Kit. Try out this new idea in skin comfort. The coupon gets ac- tion. So use it now.” AFTER THE SHAVE ...Mennen Skin Bracer, a new tingling tonic, Has a subtle mannish odor—the girls like it, too... Also Mennen Talcum for Men—the man’s powder. Doesn't show. Kills “face shine,” 2tyau: LATHER SHAVE and ee ie SHAVE “Yes, Mr. Mennen, I'll make the test. Send aloag your SKIN TESTER KIT containing trial sizes of Mennen Lather Shave, Brushless Shave, Talcum for Men, Skin Bracer, and Mennen double-edge blade.” Send coupon with 10¢ in coin to The Mennen Company, Newark, N. J., Dept. JG—4. Oily skin or dry, you'll say—“MENNEN a MINE” 21 comicbooks.com