Judge — April 1935 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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Listening In as NLY the other night a fellow I telling about his plan » end the depression. That you know v would only take the 1 trade it over in ing that we need—” surplus » for some it all figured out on paper. the right idea, but if who works was ona r week with mir m wages ita hundred dollars a we “The thing to do is to print more money. Now suppose the ment { started the presses 1 mailed everybody in the country an equal amount of the money that came out—" “What we really ought to do is to start all over again. Wipe out every- thing and start from scratch. Of the rich wouldn't like it much | “My girl is very brainy for a woman. She thinks that if everybody is “Look, sergeant—we got a fan letter!” working would hire an a a “[had a funny dream the other night. The trouble with the world is a short- age of money. w the Indians used to use clam shells for money. Why couldn't we do that? Statistics show that clam shells are more plentiful than de s, and—” You can talk about it all you want, what really is necessary is act y don't the people who ha go awa would leave the rest son is studying to be I hope this depr i ¥ "tend befe gets ¢ of col- and can put an end to Definition Aco eee is a fellow who tries to discover life on Mars, but doesn’t go in for much of it here on earth, Huey Long should have come forward with his share-the-wealth program when there still was some. No, Wilbur, your father’s nose isn’t red because he keeps it to the grind- stone. Divergent Views of Two Franklins “A PENNY saved is a penny earned,” Said Ben, not Franklin D. The latter has a better plan, “Oh—er, Mr. Bloome; haven't you forgotten And that’s a spending spree. about my salary this week?” R.C.O. 20 comicbooks.com