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# "Come Out, Fido—Fred Won't Bite You!" This cartoon satirizes **Fred**, likely a public figure of the era, as someone so untrustworthy or menacing that even a dog fears him. The joke plays on social anxiety: the man must coax his own dog outdoors by reassuring it that "Fred" won't harm it, suggesting Fred has such a notorious reputation for aggression, deception, or untrustworthiness that he's become proverbial shorthand for danger. The accompanying text promotes **Sir Walter Raleigh tobacco**, emphasizing its reliability and popularity as a counterpoint—a product readers *can* trust, unlike the mysterious "Fred." Without additional context about who Fred specifically was in 1920s public discourse, the exact reference remains unclear, but the satire clearly mocks someone whose reputation was so poor it became a cultural byword for danger.

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Wilkins’ “The Shadow on the Wall.” Scarborough, “The Three Impostors,” “The Great God Pan,” and “The House of Souls” by Arthur Machen are real blood curd- lers, as are H. G. Wells’ Moreau” and “The Invisible Man.” Then there is that grisly collection of Edward J. O'Brien’s “The Grim Thir- Thirteen stories rejected by the azines as too ghastly to publish, A difficult little playmate to get hold of | but some of the libraries have copies. This list is far from complete but i will keep you pretty busy. By the wa we assume no responsibility should it land you up in the booby hatch. EETING up with Burton Rascoe & Groff Conklin’s Anthology” is like meeting v old friend. Next to the Oxford Book English Verse, it is the only important anthology that has been published in the whole existence of anthologies and takes the curse off anthology collection, long reputed the laziest way to wri book and the most racketeering of 1i ary arts, We say the book is like meeting up with an old friend with some justice. For since the demise of the old “Smart Set” magazine which flourished after the war as the freshest, most vital and intelligent literary medium in the world, there has been nothing published with any such spirit. What magazine h, there been to take its plac Surely Esquire or the New Yorker or the pri ent emasculated Mercury cannot sup- plant it in sauciness, courage, irrever- ence, or mentality. Besides the wealth of first-class stories, poems, squibs, and bits of the literary kitchen stove, written by every- one you can think of, the book contains an excellently written preface by Burton Rascoe which does an estimable service to American letters. It presents an out- line of our literary history of the past two decades or so, orientating our men of letters, their work 3 so anyone interested, are, can get an idea w about and whereinell literarily. The pr entertaining bit of shoptalk about of the personal idiosyncrasies Terrible Mencken and some firs literary gossip. To all this, of course, d their influence we hope you we were goin; ce also provides are appended the great wealth of stories ct al afore- | mentioned, enough to give you your money’s worth a dozen times over, pro- vide a truly swell guest room anthology to rival Peter Arno’s drawing buses, and a mass of reading that'll keep you coming back to it again and again. From which you may gather, we like the book. omni- Y ALL means, Raymond Ditmars’ “Confessions of a Scientist,” an- (Page 26, please) 1 “Island of Dr. | at it’s been all | | /\ / “COME OUT, FIDO -FRED_WON'T BITE YOU!” IDO'S no man’s fool! He isn’t afraid | LL of Fred's teeth, but he IS leary of the heavy tear-gas that puffs out of Fred’s never-cleaned briar. They tell us Fred is a dog-lover, but they can’t tell us he’s a pipe-lover or he'd groom his briar now and then and switch to a pleasanter tobacco. Like Sir Walter Raleigh. This unusual blend of friendly Kentucky Burleys has trotted to the front rank in popularity because it really IS milder, cooler, delightfully fragrant. Try atin... and hear your friends yelp for joy! Brown & Williamson Tobacco Corporation Louiwille, Kentucky. Dept.R-52 +++. FREE BOOKLET tells how to make your pipe taste better, sweeter. Write for a copy. “Sooner or Later Your Favorite Jotacs Ie’s 15#—anp rs MILDER comicbooks.com