Judge — February 1935 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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“They don’t answer!” The Radio Announcer Gets a Job Aboard Ship ae OOD evening, folks! Well, here we are a his is the good ship I’o . the Queer of the Seven Seas, and she’s some ship. what [ mean... We've an important announcement to make tonight... Hello, ( e!... Folks, I wish you could s He's standing here in the radio room, and T can tell from the look on his face that he’s thinking of that little blonde he left on the pier back in New York . . . Okay, George! + Ha-ha! Well, folks, I don't: blame hir That little blonde sure is the niftiest . We Mr. Olsen! Olsen, the fir the HH’ dropped i the and we're him well, Iks, antic, just room ertainly glad to We have quite a crowd here. I see Mr. McGlimpti, one of the distinguished see .. Well, we've a lot of prominent folks on the Io: and they're all trying to crowd our line . ‘santic in here and they're pretty excited . . . Hello, Ede Ha-ha! Kinda nervous, Eddy?...1 wish you could be here, folks . . . It certainly is an interesting trip and full of surprises. I'm going to tell you about them in just a moment. But first I think we'll hear a little hot music from the ship's or- chestra.... No?... All right, boys... Ah, here's the captain . . . Evening, Skipper! . . . Kind of dusty on the old Atlantic tonight, isn’t it? ... Ha-ha-hal... Well, folks, everyone seems to be here now, so I'm going to make that an- nouncement I told you about a while ago... They've been trying to hurry me, but... . Folks, I'm sure you'll all be interested to know that the I’ozw- santic is sinking... When you hear the musical note of the ship’s gong we will turn the microphone over to the captain, who will broadcast an SOS ... Ready... Mark time .. Bong!” Simile Covered as much territory as a Re- publican’s New Year resolutions. And a politician is a fellow who gives you the keys to the city after he’s taken everything worth having. There’s one nice thing about being a hockey player. You meet all the best nurses, Another pathetic sight is an unem- ployed barber walking around talking to himself. “Whoever it was that phoned must have been playing a joke on ya!” 13 comicbooks.com