Judge — January 1935 — page 24: what you’re looking at

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“I used to play the bass fiddle but I got fallen arches!” Reunion In Valparaiso By McCready Huston “TM so glad I'm a good sport, Harold, und together like this. Lotta wives I know would spoil all the fun at a reunion. “Now are you sure you don’t really want to go down to the grill and 1 dinner with your old cla cause, if you do, least ve mates? Be- I don't mind in the I'm glad I understand men and be a good sport. I sorta feel sorry for those f that have been calling the room all aft- ernoon. Wanting you to join them, and all, Their wives are prob'ly the kind that would never think of coming along on a trip like this and palling around with their husbands, “That Simpson man sounded sorta nice on the phone. He's the one you roomed with at college, I guess. Why don’t you get hold of him and get him to come to dinner with us, around the corner at that cute little tea room? “Maybe he'd like to go to a matinee with us tomorrow afternoon. Just the ee of us. He sounded kind of sad on the phone. He said about twenty of your old friends were downstairs and yelling for old Jake. You never told me they called you Jake at school, Harold, “You're sure you don’t want to go down and join them? Just tell me if you do because I can get a magazine 1 go to bed or something. Or, if you nt me to go down and join them with you, it’s all right with me. TI want to be a good sport. I think wives should. “Of course, prob'ly they'll drink a lot but I don’t blame them at all, It’s really their fault. I a wife hta be a pal to her husband, like I I say a wife should go along with er hu 1. “L tell you what wives’ You go down and get a bellboy to get Mr. Simpson outa the grill and then you whisper to him to meet us around the corner at that little tea room. Then we can have a nice quict dinner, just the three of us, and maybe go to a movie. “You'd rather not? T sweet of you, Harold. worth while for a wife to be a good sport and go along and help her hus- band enjoy his outings, I'll bet. Mr. Simpson wishes his had come Prob'ly she’s not a good sport; always thinking about herself, “Just wait till T get my hat on and we'll go down to that cute little tea room and maybe to a movie, I think a lotta wives need a good talking to... .” s awfully I tell you it’s wife along. Stop! “\ \ JUAT'S the charge, officer?” “Petting in the park Th re is no statute en make it exceeding the speed limit.” The Grand Can very pretty but wl he envelo feeling. on stamp may be en there’s a bill in : it only adds to that empty One Broadway burlesque show has been raided so often—they now give the cops billing. First Herring—Why don’t you take er care of your brother? Second Herring—Why should 1? Am I my brother's kipper? be comicbooks.com