Judge — January 1935 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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let the monk jump down under the table and hide under the fat dame’s skirts. T tell you it will panic 'em. Well, I think we got a few new slants to work with, anyway, and as I said the whole idea is to make these a series of smart, sophisticated two-reelers. So, I guess that's all for today, boys, but I want you here again tomorrow two, and in the meantime try and think up some new stuff like I’ve told you. And don't forget, sophisti we want and plenty of it. tion is what Stories That Never Grow Old ‘D after Jack climbed the bean- stalk, he walked to the big house, and whom do you think he saw? ... , there’s the most marvelous sale ats at Bloomingsaks’. would be criminal not to take advantage of it... . CIT PT a . +o Sorry if I'm late, dear, but a buyer What'll you allow me on a trade-in: came in from the West, and naturally I had to show him around the plant... . Story Conference You just don’t understand, Dad, ) when a man is a sophomore he simply has to have his own car. . JOW, boys, we've got to have a Then I was figuring o Be good, funny, 1 cl here that ought to go game in our next picture. Something — this—have the other dame brin high a lot of ritz in it. And = monkey with her, The monkey c: on I called you all up here to- sore and steal a card. When tl y is to explain the sort of thing we cover it, they all try to get it away ving to make, and to tell you to forget all the hoke you learnt out on the another gag . ‘And that’s The prospects next year are terrible. Why, half the squad gradu rest ineligib! dis- At , but kissed. and the lass wil ere you're the first boy I've ever I was think- four birds sitting around acard table. One of the dames can be a iat baby who wuse she s to play with her husband, a litte , skin The other dame is on the make for her partner, who is a good- ing, young broker. That g nce to use a lot of Wall Street gs about the market, that’s a laugh right there. Then for our comedy relief we'll have an English butler, I know just the guy for the part. We'll call up Harry Isaacs and offer him $25 a day with a four-day guarantee. A great boy Harry, best nut co! in the bu And what he'll do with a part like this Will be nobody's business. We can work up a lot of sophisticated comedy stuff for the butler that brings the drinks in, he can drop a piece of ice down the old dame’s neck. That’s a laugh. Then as he walks away he can knock off her wig. Imagine how they'll laugh when she goes on playing with- out noticing her wig is off. Lou, I want you to write this stuff down as we go along; they're all sure-fire g: Now, for the first shot, ing of ha sore 1 i ves us a ch “The Adjustment Department, please!” 21 comicbooks.com