Judge — December 1934 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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the drink... Thrufty Jigger: Meas- ures exactly one snort and not a snort- ette more. For wild times in Scotland ... Set of Bitter Bottles: All the differ- ent bitter drops on one tray. For sad drinkers . . . Individual Rolling Bar: Push it and drink wherever you settle. Next they're going to have one that'll answer to your whistle... Old Oaken Bucket; It cranks and pours one hooker exact from the 0.0.b, For those who like splinters in their tongues ... Wood- cn Bottles: Age a qt. in your closet. If you can keep it t long .. . Bottle Markers: Hang an identification disk around your bottle necks and tell the Bourbons from the Scotch, For those without a nose for the facts... Drip Guards: Little colored leis hung about the bottle neck keeps the brimming cup from soiling the tablecloth. Savafall Bath Tub Grip: Clamps to tub side and gives a good grip for haul- ing yourself out. For those who will take baths while drunk . . . In-the-Tub- ol: For the Thinker in the shower In-a-Tub-Tray-and-Mirror: En- a you to shave, read, and breakf: in the bathtub. Why not cover yourself with a rubber sheet and sleep in it, too? ... Orange or Apple Flavored Castile Bath Soap: For those who want to smell like cider in the Fall and Pasa- na in the’ winter... Onion Soup Is: You mean to you've been king onion soup out of tea cups? me! ... Adjustable Mak-A-Fit Drier Rack: Dry your sweat- and save shrinkage from Sr. to Jr. size... Columbus E : your fingers any longer reaching into the boiling er for the elusi mist oise Ear or nightwatchmen on nois 3 raveling Case for Japan ing Fish: Tote your fighting hali- buts from place to place and don’t give them a chance to eat up your cat... Kills the smell of cooking in the urn your house into something a suburbs of the Kitchen A rack for drying things ove radiator without transferring tl st... Cutaway Sleeping Pillow: Fits around the back of the neck and saves you dreaming of sleeping half in and half out of the Grand Canyon... Salt & Pepper Combined Shaker: Combines the two best seasons of the year... Pineair. Humidifiers: Sleep in the Woods on West 54th Street. ROM Abercrombie & Fitch (the Soy Gadgeteers of Madison Ave- nue)—Sweaters for Highball Glasses: For the tall glass people who can’t stand pneumonia in their hands .. . Illuminat- ed Night Writing Memo Pad: Wake up, reach for it, light it up and take notes on your dreams .. . Double Ended (Next page, please) he Swept America | in one short year geek Better get in some more Crab Orchard. More people are calling The genuine bears this seal Double my standing order on | Crab Orchard. Its high quality for it than any other straight and low price is making it sell bourbon. like hot cakes, our friends like. A PRODUCT OF NATIONAL DISTILLERS Orchard | STRAIGHT KENTUCKY WHISKEY Produced by the same distillers: OLD GRAND DAD OLD TAYLOR OLD McBRAYER OLD Crow SUNNY BROOK Have the liquor store send up a artificially treated—it is a gen- case of Crab Orchard for the holi- uine straight Kentucky whi days—it’s the one whiskey all A year ago Crab Orchard was| one of hundreds of new brands —today it is America’s largest- selling straight whiskey. Qual- ity tells! Naturally aged and bottled from the barrel—not key. Enormous popularity makes its low price possible. ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES. OLD HERMITAGE MOUNT VERNON RYE REWCO RYE OLD OVERHOLT RYE OLD FARM RYE \ Straight as a string’ comicbooks.com