Judge — July 1934 — page 13: what you’re looking at

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Add Pitiful Figures HE famous African explorer who went to see a Frank Buck picture and got lost in the jungle display in the lobby. And add similes: As busy as a blind ant at a picnic. According to a press report, French officials are alarmed over the steady d cr in liquor consumption. A brief session of prohibition would soon cor- rect that. City Lines Some suggested changes in street signs to conform with the v baskets i “ signs on them reading: BY LAW ABIDE PUT TRASH INSIDE. EY-hey, lack-a-day This street is one way. Ladies, gents Children dear Motorists all Lend me your ear— Sorry to say No Parking Here! Hippety-hop Bus stop. We're afraid you'll have To turn aside, Another way detour For on this street The children ne: Do skip and play and glide. Now isn’t this grand A Public Hack Stand! Cabs? Just four, Nevermore. —Marvin McCuttoucu. Pickup HERE are two kinds of girls: hose that walk home from auto- mobile rides and those that automobile nde home from walks. Ist Tourist: “How did you find the hdies in Paris?” 2nd Globe Trotter: “I just opened ‘ r ; , ‘ a bottle of absinthe and there they ‘That's grandfather. If they'd left him alone he'd of were.” revolutionized banking!” MW comicbooks.com