Judge — September 1933 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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The Fifty-Fifth Or Bundle Of Chit-Chat Of The Guild of Former F HREE RIVERS, MICH, Dear Fellow Pumper: With the breeze from the nation-wide epi- demic of optimistic note-sounding stirring the fringe on the canopy top of the official surrey—the future seems to hold a vista of vast possibilities. Already steps have been taken to cooperate with au- thorities at Washington on the new Guild Code which was reccived by the Clasped-Hands Memorial & Sandl soard. Un- der this code oat ings at the ‘Tie-Sheds in Fifth avenue will be reduced five percent, and the size feec of a hunk of pie at the Snug Restaurant has been cut so as to make it come out seven to the tin instead of six, as formerly Both requirements will be met in that che 1 spirit that has lor with the Continental Congres In addition—conforming Guild Code, ns dardize ¢ now being made this fall in shucking their walnuts. That such a standardization will alnut-shucki mean much to. the and, to insure industry is apparent of the most ¢ in the business, once that he is onc mpetent attem} tion treadles in the Ca He driven hedral of Notre Dame in Paris would have succeeded but for the After Mr. I ion, he will become the by alert gendarmes awrence concludes the standardiza Official, Arbitrageur. | With all this a i the ahead, Guild, that great, big smiling happy fam- ily welded together inseparably by the bonds of—anyhow, the bonds, surges to fulfil its destinies. Benjamin Franklin \ffleck, F.P., Grand Quint Emeritus, of Chicago, is arranging for an affiliation with f Sanitary Snafile-Worfers. nization headed by Horace I, of New York City amalgamation, in all probability, would mean that the price of joists and seantlin’ will be kept abreast of the steadily market in other commodities. the League This is an o S. Vaile, F. and an rising & (Porm-325-Etty & Aallie— Up a achnitzer.) \e =I characterized the relationship of the Guild to a pencilled request on the isfactory results, another able officer, Hank W. L: rence, I of Connecticut College, New | has been named to su- pervise the work. Mr, Lawrence, aside from the fact walnut-shuckers ed to manipulate the infla- fact that he was Wn “Pump, for the Wind is F. Fifty-Ninth Fibro-Vascular Frank E Redmond, F.P., of Kenmore, N. Y., went ion last month and visited the chapel at EI- e he used to pump the pi gan, but he a gaping slot where the handle used to be. ng to be an old story, Red. Parker Brooks P., of New York City, says the best way to make potted plants luxurious is to sprinkle them with stale beer, on his v « bridge whe found only This is Sturgis, F "a This is not strictly a piece of Guild news, but it has merit. During August Jay R. Benton, F.P., of Toston, Mass., investi- gated the conditions underlying the Great Neap Tide of 1883, and earned the right to investigate all neap tides from now on. What he hasn't found out about Neap Tides! John M. Gibbons, F.P., of New York City, All-Time, All- Americ Lofty Pumper, is working on a device to be used in Wall Street to separate the fish from the chaff duri Newsom, triloquists, g¢ periods of technical readjustment. Dorsey , of the famous Newsom Trio Of Ven- valuable to Mr. rendering assistance Gibbons. Rex Deane, F.P., has been invested as Chief Sandwich Maker and Commissary he fisea r. Rex, after years of ex- perimenting with veal in place of chicken in Provost ve club sandwiches, now leaves in the chicken but cuts his rye bread on a bias, \ special arrangement has been made with Karl W. Detzer, F.P., of Leland, Mich., Frank R. Thone, F.F of Des Moines, and Lynn Chamberlin, F.P., of New York City, to sht-man at the Tie-Sheds « And that’s about all except that all members are being warned by Constable » — Samucl Taylor Moore of Longme : Il George H. Knutson as 1 ing September. » to watch out for hoodlums now operating ast who are stuffing rags and old newspapers in whip- | sockets, | This lawless clement, says Constable M . must be curbed. | Remember the motto for the ensuing months : “Tam Early! Diligence! Eureka!” yrs (Sg) \ sAX Grand Diapason ing” 19 comicbooks.com