Judge — December 1932 — page 26: what you’re looking at

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LL she give him the one gift that will surely be used and en- fored f for all the years to come—a Razor. Produced in England, the home of the world’s ‘sbest cutlery, a Rolls Razor stands alone as the “only one blade safety” that both strops and hones itsel! Tooled from tested Sheffield steel, finely tempered and hollow ground this one blade has real steel in its backbone giving it the necessary ah h and elasticity to enjoy shav- the toughest bristles pe fate asking to be thrown in the discard. Properly handled it will give a life- time of perfect shaves. A gift that men take pride in pos- sessing. ground blade stropped and initscase keeps ever keen, Impertal Rolls Resor Nickel Plated . models and kits upto... For @ smooth non-irritating lather, Rasor Shaving Soap in “lock -t Lasts about 8 months. Price $1.50. For sale at the better shops throaghont the world. [f your dealer cannot supply you send check or money order and we will forward ieee vont veomoty. U. $. Distributors Doe bal tees 908 East iSth Street, New York City IR@ILILS IRA\ZADIR Descriptive folder sent on request HIGH HAT (Continued from page 23) eat or read; Fut-Shur Bath mat—no more slipping on the soap cake; En- velope sealer—seal your billets doux automatically; Electric Cig-A-Roll— roll your own luckies on the house circuit; Illuminated Pencils — see what you are writing; Stamp Box— keep stamps fresh and away from each other; Cigarette Globe—twist the hemisphere and an Old Gold falls out; Rubber Pitching Horseshoes, Gosh dang it; Dog Stocking —a stocking full of all the things Fido needs including fleas, if you insist upon them (Hammacher Schlemmer service) ; Mother’s Stocking, specially filled with a lot of things to make mom’s work easier in the kitchen—if she’s ever found there any more; Hammond Card Table with Auto- matic, Electric Card Shuffler and Dealer, for lazy foursomes; No Fog Preparation—for glasses and wind- shields in misty weather; Hangover Kit—everything it implies for pan- sies who can’t take it! RoM Lewis & Conger . . . Whole Fruit Juice Extractor—open your own Nedick Stand; Nu-way Auto- matic Potato Peeler—cuts ’em up too—what more can you ask, Norah; Shower Stool—sit down while you are taking a bath and think things over; Lightning Ice Breaker—crush those ice cubes, Rastus, and hurry that julep, yo Old Cunnel’s got a throat driern’ a Hoovah speech; Kanak Ice Box Odor Absorber—keeps the odor of the cheese from mingling with the herring; Illuminated Shaving Mirror —and would I like one; Toastmaster New Edition— positively guaran- tees no burnt toast even if you like it that way; Circulating Heater and Cooler—heats in winter and cools in summer, or vice versa if you are dif- ferent; Canape Parade—a thousand hors d’oeuvres recipes for your home made speakeasy table d’hote; Pepsal —a pepper and salter that never spills or clogs; Keep-A-Meal Hot, for husbands at extra inning ball games; Sesame Ice Tray Remover—whack the stuck ice tray with it and presto! it comes loose; Dandee Glass Holder and Ash Tray—fit it to bridge tables and keep the cards dry and the players wet; Beer Barrel Bars—a wheelable aboutable bar made on the shape Mr. Ruppert adores; Bristleless Clothes Brush—operates by friction and very efficiently thank you. Well that’s all and I hope you have a Merry Christmas. This year I'd just as soon the Cadillac company sent me a Cadillac. Otherwise, if you’re worried what to get me—I'll take one of everything mentioned above. —JUDGE JR. 24 WEST INDIES . AMERICA iivacholi GSI MOTOR LINER JAN. 7th. Leaves New York—Visiting Martinique Curacao Panama Havana Trinidad Venezuela Jamaica Later Cruises JAN. 27—FEB. 17— MAR. 10 6 Day New Year's Cruise to Bermuda—Dec. 28th Rate: From $72.50—Book now So inexpensive six delightful days in a floating country club ing on wide decks, playing es gancing. entertalnrente. ‘The Kungs- holm is noted for her comfortable Staterooms and marvelous cuisine. Ask your tourist agent for illustrated plan and particulars. SWEDISH AMERICAN LINE 21 STATE STREET NEW YORK FOR THE MODERN Automatic table... All legs open and close with ‘one motion Comfortable folding chairs have the appear- ance of real chairs, RIGID -:- SIMPLE BEAUTIFUL Seld At Leoding Department or Purniture Stores LORRAINE METAL MFG. CO., 352 FOURTH AVE., WEW YORK, WY. NOT HOUSE- ’ BROKEN, ty. When your rueste pat lg: h tray—and pat Scotty's bh “it hind leg and—PUT Ot Convenient water sack inside Scotty sly filed, At last a canine's most inconcenient Aebit has been turned into a practical and extremely funny use! Scotty mounted on ash tray—both In attractive bronze fini Scotty may be “had for $1.50 postpaid. Money back if "not completely satisfied. Remit to HOME GADG Dept.7 200 Fifth Ave. New York City comicbooks.com