Judge, 1932-12 · page 24 of 38
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a Il ol NE ii} [ i) co Hi Hi Hy ( Mit AA WALDORF :ASTORIA Whatever else may amaze you about The Waldorf-Astoria, its chief wonder is the facilities for catering to every individual, his comfort and preference. 1932 PRICES A HOP, SKIP AND A JUMP to Washington. A hop and a skip to Baltimore. Just a hop to Philadelphia. And so back to New York. 127,000 persons have flown with Ludington in 2 years —an indication that the “hop, skip and jump” method is practical as well as pleasant, clean and comfortable. Reservations, by phoning POSTAL TELEGRAPH or WESTERN UNION, af no extra cost. Or ot leading Hotels, Travel Bureaus and P. R. R. Ticket Offices. HE HOUR BAM. 105 P.M yl A YULETIDE GIFT OF GOOD TASTE FROM OLD VIRGINIA . . Unusual —and tremendously welcome. Is. the gift VIRGINIA Pruit Cake junally | renowned ‘Century.—typleal of the Colon! days of the South. Be sure, that, you enjoy thls famous Southern, dell, ft baked all the spe L. BROMM BAKING COMPANY RICHMOND, VIRGINIA Better taste and pak taste To ginger ale . . Bovoie Bitters ‘added that certain something! Alds di Gestion, too! HIGH HAT (Continued from page 15) years, and gosh darn the expense! Instead of giving your sweet sister Parthenia a large Gotham hose full of magnolia, you will be able to draw generously from my own personally selected and recommended list of use- fully useless but pleasant knicknacks, and give till credit is restored. The liste: BERCROMBIE & FITCH, the Dealers in Tremendous Trifles have to offer: Self Winding Compact Travel- ing Clock, for lazy journeymen and sleepy time gals; $19.75 Remington Student’s Portable, for football players to write editorials de-em- phasising studies; Electric Lighted Specs (fit over glasses too), for grandma to see if there’s any left in the bottom of the bottle; Stein & Barrel Watch Chain—1919 on one end and 1933 on the other—carry a memento of the wettest dry period in history; Revolving Duck Shooter, in- door target practise for discontented wives; Five Star Final, the best bag- atelle board yet; Radio Keg, bring Rudy Vallee to your bar or game room (if you must bring him); Real- phones, for getting wrong numbers in your own home; Automatic Wind- ing Lighter—use the lighter and you wind the watch set in it; Steering Wheel Cigarette Case, for those who want to smoke while driving without having to search thru every pocket and putting the car up telephone poles; Electric Cig-A-Lite—press a button and get a lighted cigarette— for the lazy. Wash Up Kit, for those who wish to wash up on the road; Automatic Electric Cocktail Shaker—it does everything but drink the drinks for you and pay the bootlegger; Ace High, homey edition of the Slot Ma- chine—money back if the winner will give it to you; Collar Button Box—handy if you don’t‘lose your buttons in the box itself; Game Compendium, includes forty games all in one—lose money in forty ways, think of it; Compact-Cigarette-Case- and-Watch all in one—to keep her from borrowing a lipstick, your cig- arettes and your watch; Kodak sized Portable Phonograph, just large enough to have a party in a kitchen- ette apt; Pocket Hand Warmer, for cold dates; French Taxi horn—blow this and watch them jump. Monogram Golf Balls, for Bill Hanemann who still plays with the one his great grandfather played with in Kilmarnock; Auto Overboots —slip ’em on in rumble seats and avoid frigid pedits; Skate Sails— cheap way of locomotion — freeze Main Street and sail to work; Man comicbooks.com