Judge — September 1932 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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(M PRETTY UPSET ABOUT JUNIORS | IDEA GF HIMSELF’ THE WHOLE THING IMILY VEILED CRITICISM OF MY PYCEWENT RENDITIONS OF WM. I'M REALLY HIS CREATOR AND te HE ISN'T Moke CAREFUL OF His WORD SPILLING, TLL GIVE HS EXISTENCE A SLIGHTLY WLLEGITI MATE se “Tia! is as Mental Hihattainment What is the difference between l. gorgonzola, Spinoza, Espinoza, mimosa and mazola? 2. What street is aptly described ng a graveyard at one end and at the other? is a poltergeist? re the college col- ors of Stanford? Columbia? 4? Williams? South- ern California? Notre Dame? Chicago? Illinois? 5. Who is Walasiewic 6. What are the names of the first and last stocks listed on the New York Stock Ex- change? 7. How is the percentage of baseball team standing com- puted? 8. What are the ingredients of an old-fashioned? 9. Who said “I know. I just stepped in a_ poodle.’ Who lives at Wit’s End? Who is the Good Grey Poet of Niles, Mich.?- Who is Charlie Journal? Who is Cholly Knickerbocker? Stanislawa . What nicknames are in- y associated with the — Rhodes, Weaver, , Clark. 11. What are hydromel, ke, and arak? orchestra has g this summer at the Biltmore, the Casino, the Waldorf, the Pennsylvania, the Hollywood Gardens and the Pavilion Royal? 13. With what are the fol- lowing terms associated:—A long jenny; snookered; suicide corner; Deschapelles coupe; caught in a pickle; round of roodles; middle and leg; and “Ten no come.” 14. What are these subjects studies of:—etymology; en- tomology; ethnology; osteol- ogy; and osteopathy? 15. What have the follow- ing in common:—William Burke, Desire Landru, Edward Hickman, Dr. Crippen, and Fritz Haarman? 16. With whom are these songs popularly associated:—Why Was I Born? Happy Days Are Here Again? Oh Give Me Something to Remember You By? Knocking Down McClosky? So I Ups to Hi 7 re: fricadellen; creplach; — schiav; sole; and sukiyaki? 18. Who is Chandu? Who graces the Padded Cell of the Air?) What is the Magic Carpet? Who plays for the Old Alma Malta? Who started off an addre: to Ame with “Hello Boobs"? 19. Name the Original Four Horsemen; the Football Four Horse men; and the Famous Bridge Four Horsemen. 20. In playing against a suit dec- tion, when is it proper to lead the ace from an ace-king combination? (Answers on page 28) The Man and the Image WANT to put something straight: the impression people seem to have of me. I gather from the general tone of letters written me and what | hear noised about the public places that Judge Jr. is a semi-harebrained i-wit, suffering from perennial ado- lescence and chronic dipsomania. He has the body of a man but the mind of a freshman. He lives in a speak- easy and his entire e: se consists of waving gin bottles at people and comicbooks.com