Judge — June 25, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE go on a picnic and they will never go outdoors again. Sitwell Kosy Knook Indoor Pienie Outfit No. 53XX 1 Automatic Picnic Weather Maker, with imitation window to look out of; 1 Andante Tire Deflator, with timer; 1 qt. jar spiders, ants and assorted bugs; 1 swarm mos- quitoes; 1 doz. caterpill. mall, for putting down necks; 1 doz. large, for sandwich us (Refills quickly supplied) ; 1 can non-opener, guaran- teed to slip; 1 salt shaker and per- manent damp salt for same; 1 salt jar labelled Sugar; 1 Imported wich and Pie C dines with coll limp soda cra banana peels, eggshells grounds wrapped in newspaper, for parlor floor; 1 swing with frayed rope; extra splinters for same; 1 Her n Hand Knitted Ginger Ale Warmer; 1 bottle with tin top half torn off, ‘labelled Sweet Gherkins and containing two inches mixed water and vinegar; 1 baby use with after-lunch nap; 1 s burnt at one end and raw at other; 1 qt. ashes for dropping same i 1 set reka Necking Shrubbery, guaranteed transparent; 1 6 = 0z tomi Nuit d'Amour Poison Ivy Extract. “But you can't get a taxi when it's raining, officer!” peach dndose it No. 74A 1 Tire Deflator, and 1 Weather- maker same as Kosy Knook Outfit only double strength; 1 doz. Non- pareil Itchie-suits; 1 cellophane beach umbrella bu. nd, mottled, for parlor floor; 1 black mud border for same; 2 qts. sand and gravel for shoes; 1 peck table sand and for food; 1 bellows for blowing si in eyes; 6 each broken bottles, ex- jelly fish and herring heads and 1 doz. clam shells with razor strop for sharpening, all to be s 1 board with ru sand fleas; 2 ble driftwood. Will be pleased to have all soods inspected. Demonstration picnics in our showrooms, or yours, any time and few hours notice. Thanx for past patronage, rmfuls non-combusti- : Yours Very Truly, : Sitwell Parents Supply and Novelty C t per Thoke Sitwell r To Dealers ordering 1/12 s ; more outfits we will include free of \ charge 1 doz. neck stiffeners and 12 a Special Carnarsie Low Tide Aroma. “If It’s Sitwell It's Swell” comicbooks.com