Judge — June 11, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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HIGH HAT (Continued from page 21) you're finicky; a head for brows- | ing in the bathtub; and some new | called Cockeye Cocktail Glasses, sporting a rooster’s eye that follow ou wherever you put your glass down—empts By the way. } me all kinds of inventio mitted to him yearly, bought imme- diately if ingenious, or ked out if they have possibilities. All he suggests is that he has a full line of perpetual motion machines now. More than he can use. -JUDGE JR. An Actress Writes a Letter Mr. George Cecil 4 : REASURE ISLAND...One-time headquar- Editor, The Call Se, m ters of Jean Lafitte. ..Summer and y dear Mr. Cecil: , Winter Resort on the Texas Riviera... I have written to you on a * A fine ocean beach... Famous Seven and number of occasions stating that I one half-mile Sea-wall . . . Limitless at- simply abhor ¢ type of publi tractions for the vacation visitor... Each time you have ignored my re- Here are facilities for boating, driving, quests. I trust, therefore, that you golfing, riding and fishing the year ‘round will not consider the following as and here is one of the finest beach auto- matter that would interest my pub- ¢ mobile speedways in the world. lic, but merely as a confidential mem- a > Pretentious hotels line the drive and oranda between you and me. J yy K promenade atop the Sea-wall... A mag- I will arrive on the Clyde tomor- | / mn nificent causeway connects Treasure Is- ow morning at 11:00 a.m. accom- y = land with the Texas mainland. nied by my new baboon, a clever ~~ \ Galveston is one of the country’s fore- little fellow m Luzon, a pet boa, ) most deepwater ports with 37 piers ac- who can imitate Bing Crosby to per- z @\. commodating more than 100 ocean-going fection and play taps with his tail. j N vessels; 245 miles of wharf trackage; My outfit will consist of a chip- J ~¥% the country’s largest export grain eleva- munk neckpiece; checkered beret, tor, capacity 9,000,000 bushels; more mannish ensemble (creation of José < A than 4,000,000 square feet of enclosed of Paris) and a Maltese falcon of 3s . storage space; 1,927 ships entered the beautiful plumage. q - z port during the year and 3,390,085 tons I will pose for photographs on \ of freight passed over its docks. oe This deck B at 11:20 a.m. wa’ port and playground and Texas City, on Cordially, Le ~_—_ the mainland, the ‘‘Port of Opportunity” RENE BRITTLE. J = e are served by the ~~ MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES The at a | fast freight and passenger trains to What ta De Ww il « Black > the North and East thru the St. erby Hat a Louis, Memphis and New Orleans P NT it brown and toss it in the : } gateways; to North and West Texas ring, A and California; South Texas and Put it under your seat at the : Mexico; and East Texas theatre. : and Louisiana-Arkansas, Grow flowers in it. Gild it and join an orchestra. Spin it. x Hang it over your key-hole. Gatvestor SSOURI Paint it pearl grey and go into . (MI vaudeville, DEPENDABLE \ ah PACIFIC Cut the crown away from the brim and have one horse collar and FREIGHT AND ay LINES one ladies’ hat. PASSENGER t at golf. a brick with it. SERVICE SAT ” Paint it purple and ‘join a minstrel SA SERVICE INSTITUTION soy tit ipl it the fl MISSOURI PACIFIC LINES ALSO OPERATE nvert it and place it on the floor. Leave it to be cleaned and then MISSOURI PACI FIC STAGES never call for it. Dineen BUS SERVICE NORTH - SOUTH - EAST : WEST —D. B. A comicbooks.com