Judge — June 11, 1932 — page 25: what you’re looking at

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y, after a hothouse debate, “that a fifty per cent levy on lap-dusters would discouraze the normal flow of capital into industry.” “While you are preserving the na- tional integrity, why don’t you a tax on the preserves? You ap) ently booted one there.” “Right,” replied the executive. “But business men won't borrow and banks will not lend unless they can make a profit.” “Why don’t you sell sovereign in- ble constitutional rights to buy y anti-hoarding bonds? secretary could see that he was in a tight place. He whistled and looked out the window. Where- upon, the Association’s officers took their departure. alier r[Ttney had. however, clarified situation, The schedules been pared. In addition to ited by Mr. Mills, the sociation’s revenue will be augmented perceptibly. By a ten per cent on every pair of pants checked by cyclists at ¥ and a five per cent levy for tacking up spavin cure advertisements in cove wooden bridges. The financial gloom that hung over the International No-Got Asso- iation’s offices has been dispelled. ne Association will also double the rates in its upper . even if it runs into a redouble. the have tax guards staurants. JUDGE “Isn'tit too thrilling, Eric's going to sue the government!” 1ibboleth ‘YANKEE writers, keen and plucky, Go to Bell and Harlan counties, Where officials of Kentucky Run them down and claim bounties. Those who best avoid the stoner And Put the minus on the owners And the onus on the miners. —J. the resultant welts and shiners, i. Fpaxicas drivers are complaining about a decrease in fares. Well, these days, a couple can set more pri necking at the theatre. An employee of a ping pong ball factory was recently arrested for drunkenn And he probably made the situation worse by trying to tell the arresting officer that he was an employee of a pins pony ball factory. “Age Before Beauty!” comicbooks.com