Judge — June 11, 1932 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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DY PAL BECOME. nell FOR A MOM: eagoing friend of island, loaned mine from Long me one of his father’s outfits and his father was Commo- dore of the Bayside Yacht Club. Well sir, you never saw such kow- towing to me in your life—until the ship's clock bells rang and I said, “What time is that?” For beach wear, beach pajamas or bathing suits r last Goodnes if you're going 3 s bathing suit for akes examine it carefully. For croquet, badminton, and out- door backgammon—well—I wouldn't know! I hope I have made it clear that to keep cool this summer, which I am sure is going to be pretty hot, wear cool clothes. is uGH McKay h: friend who's a bit in that he still has a lot of money and likes to have lots of people in for a good time. So he invited the whole chorus of a musical show the other night and spread them a large supper. After a while, it being a sultry night, the virls decided it would be nice to go swimming in the pool. Unfortun- ately no had brought bathing suits. He said “Don't worry about that there are plenty of bathing suits in hhouse. Just yo in and take your pick.” The young things followed direc- tions and were soon splashing around under a nice moon having a heivh old time. Suddenly a girl let out a shriek Came another and another. But mine host just sat on the pool’s Sugar Daddy one JUDGE edge and looked innocent. It seems that all the bathing suits were made of soluble cellulose. How the young nymphs got out I leave to your imagination! The Handy Gadgeteer T being time to install new Spring dgets I and my Domestic Science and Handy Household Hints and Tango Dep't, had a small Field Day at Lewis & Conger’s the other t As you know Lewis & Congre the place God in- vented after He got tired of seeing mother do all the housework. They tell me Constance Collier, the actress, likes nothing better than browsing amongst the patent pans, estate weeders and million handy gadgets. Some people think book browsing’s the only kind but Hardware Browsing’s much more fun. Here are a few brand nev tricky bits, the Hardwaredeer. Par Excellence have brought out: The roto-fan air cooler. This is a simple little device built something on the plan of the old mill which you attach ove 5 slight drip of water over the wheel is evaporated by the fan’s rush of air—and instead of the hot air merely being churned up, the room is cooled. The Bush protector. Consisting of several prongs which placed cun- ningly round the plant, teaches Rover that a garden is no place to bury his bones. I asked if there were a Protector against poison ivy and they brought me out a weeder, a sort of giant hypo- dermic, which inoculates the deadly trefoil dead. The ait squeezer: All you MY BATHING suis Gone! do is toss in the fruit whole—skin and all—and a pitless, skinless juice out of the slot. Open your own we stand outside your house. The Meat Thermometer. Merely insert it into the roast, take its tem- perature and see if it’s done. Iluminated House Number. At- tached to your doorbell circuit, your guests can actually find your house this summer first sight and arrive sometime before midnight. Giant Moth Killer. An enormous hypo to be inserted into overstuffed furniture to kill moths. Also, but unofficially, will remove sofa pests who do card tricks, and stay late with daughte Leather-Vi A marvel of a fluid ¢\F invented by Jane 2 SUNIOR Lewis which will =~ fect THAT evive dried up H2 NEEDED binding of ancient \BUTER AN’ books. Also leather ) MAPLE furniture and har- SIROP- ness. Will not \NHEN HE srow new hair, WORE & The Silent Valet. SAILOR I For parking all your clothes in one place at night. These are the most novel of the new knick-knacks, but there are also hundreds of others, a bit more pro- aic but worth your while. For in- ance, a Clothes Brush without istles, working by suction; a dental flosser enabling to keep one or both out of your mouth while operating it; a huge cheese and cracker dish, very fancy; an electric coffee mill you can take traveling if (Page 25, please) MINE —— Too/ ——_ comicbooks.com