Judge — June 11, 1932 — page 22: what you’re looking at

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HIGH % HE CoCkK-EYE CoCKTAIL GLASS, Bullnash I AM dictating this on a golf course —where men think. The wind is blowing pretty stiffly and my sec- is dressed entirely too flim- I mean the noise of the flopping wriggles my putting! What I really want to talk about is comfy clothes for the coming summer, which I think will be pretty hot. I didn’t think up this talk alone; I saw a Wana y ad about black linen, gunny-sa dinner — suits—double ed with satin lapel Whoops! s certainly i step in the direc tion of rtor sense, even if Wana r’s did think it up. How- ever, I have never found it difficult to keep cool at night at semi-formal summer parties. I could wear a coonskin coat—I/ depend on coolness in glasses. But, it’s daytime summer things I want to be original about. You take the matter of hats frin- stance. Stiff sailors have nev pealed to me. The one time I wore one, I felt that I constantly needed butter and maple syrup on_ it Panama hats are all right except for the soft brims—I mean in summer when you meet a lovely lady at a beach club and tip ycur hat, you just tip the brim and the hat doesn’t come off and you look silly. A beret JUDGE 3 of mosquito netting might do the trick. As for a white light-weight linen suit, double breasted, such as DePin offer, [ can think of noth- ing better. an think of some- thing better to wear underneath the the coat—nothing—except a porous undershir Now the problem of the neck arises, and just watch how simple I'll be about that. ke a full-sized, rectangular length, light- weight crepe de chine scarf of a color to match your personality, i you have any Foulard the around the neck, pin the oute flap edge to the inner left flap edge and then pin both of them to the left strap of your undershirt. Do the same on the right side. Then look in the mirror. You'll look just dandy! Don’t wear z socks this summer (The Ri 4 pany didn’t ask me for a $450 testi- monial). Wear nothing but black- and-white sport shoes with the linen suit, too, of course, you dapper dopes! Business being what it is, there probably should be no advice given about cool business suits, and yet [ saw window open in the Empire s Building the other day. should say, considering the HAT universal absence of customers, just one’s skin would do, But you never can tell when a red ink lesman might drop in. A busine: n must have cool clothes for back’n’forth pacing in the streets. A light crash suit, the kind that will let gentle breezes through its texture. And then again, I have seen a very dis- tinguished-looking gentleman, hand- some of tanned face, Adonis of figure, and too darned springy of step skim- ming past the Warv ly ina cross between a boy se 3 uniform and Colleen Moore’s Palm Beach sailor suit. And his outfit seems the perfect outfit for salesmen nowhere. Now, for evening in town, to those who think the Casino in Central Park will be cool with Hannah Williams ng there, I return to the namaker gunn dinner suit. But wear no shirt. Only white crepe de chine Foulard scarf in the manner mentioned earlier in this brainy set of suggestions. For yachting, I would suggest yachting clothes, but be careful of your insignia because I was invited to a yacht once, and I had no yacht- ing clothes. Mr. John Nesbett, a going CONSIDERING “THE ABSENCE OF \ CUSTOMERS, MAYBE we JUST ONE'S SKIN IS ENOUGH 7 FOR A @ok SUMMER BUSINESS SUIT! DAF aR SW Ws me Po ~ comicbooks.com