Judge — June 4, 1932 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE maybe a day, taking a sniff of milk once in a while, and doing nothing but stick pins in his little sister now and then. The second day he sticks his engine in the closet and goes out and busts all the other fire engines on the block so the kids have nothing to play with. Then he goes out with his own apparatus a rges the rest of the kids a lollypop apiece for e of pulling his for five and then he trades the en- gine for a three-wheeled bike with a flat tire and comes home and makes the old man buy a new tire., That kid is going to be a gangster. HEN look at a ten-year-old kid. He finishes a lunch of two lamb chops, two baked potatoes, four pieces of bread with peanut butter, two jam sandwiches, a pint of milk, a piece of watermelon, and a box of fig newtons. Then he yoes out in the ice box and eats a dish of cold bean: He'll never be gangster. But h another ten-year-old. He eats the center of the chops, puts the jam on the watermelon, puts the milk in the goldfish bowl, and takes the potatoes to throw at truck driv Then he eats a banana, cuts the in small pieces to throw on ‘$ nd goes out to have a good time driving nails in tires. He is what is known as a bad egg, and he will come to no good end. Now to get down to cases, Eradi- cate those potential gangsters, and the job is licked. The trouble with this country is that enough people don’t use their brain, or else enough brain “This is a hell of atime for you guys used in making the people. ‘ ° rebel —L. L. STEINDLER. fo yo on a strike! Hie Farm Board ad- mits a loss of $25,- 000,000 on its cotton r . But to the Farm a loss of only 000,000 is practically a profit. And if the slump in building operations con- tinues much longer there soon won't be enough doors to accommodate all the wolves. Some political seers thought it would be im- possible to re-elect Hoover—but they reck- . oo . oned without the Demo- “I'm beginning to feel like a chorus boy.” cratic party. 13 comicbooks.com