Judge — May 28, 1932 — page 17: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE Memo to the Boss on a Bright May Morning EE here. You rarely get a sky As tidy as the one that I Observe outside the windows there The sun is crisp, likewise the air. So please, let’s ring the closing gong This minute .... Working all day long Is not relieving the depression. So why not have a picnic session And try for one day to ignore The wolf careening round our door, Just thumb our noses for a bit At hard times, a © out and sit On benches the jobless do And get our ultra violet too. —MARGARET FISHBACK No End ACING fans are facing a tough son. Not only will they lose money betting on the horses, but they'll also be forced to watch them lose over and over again in the news- reels. FaTHER—Damn this giepe fruit! News From the Colleges ILL FILBERT, a sophomore at the University of Michigan, was fined ten dollars in Ann Arbor Police Court for hoarding. Filbert drove his runabout with eighteen fellow students in it. O. Zock, who was expelled from Yale two ago for writing ob- scene thin n library books, is the editor of a new monthly humorous azine. al leadership among Prince- ton clubs and ernities is now held by the Signet Club. A survey has revealed that collectively the fathers of members taken in this year lost more money than the fathers of new members of any other club. Chattanooga University, it was disclosed recently, has a student humorous m put on a burl A newspaper reporter in Provi- dence, R. L, last week discovered a junior at Brown who was actually working his way through college selling magazine subscriptions. The name and address have been sent to Ripley. The Harvard Business School has added a course in Philosophy to its curriculum. —ARTHUR SILVERBLATT sD like to see every Girl Scout grow up to be a woman driver “There's nothing personal,in this madam.” and do one good left turn a day. 15 comicbooks.com