Judge — May 28, 1932 — page 13: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

JUDGE rel-stave hammock, he began to take her out ridin’ in the automobile which his company furnished him. When your daughter is in the parlor you know where she is—no walkin’ the floor and wondering if it’s better to take a chance and wait a while longer, or run out the car and start lookin’. Well, to make a long story short, rl had to get himself a new suit f clothes and give his daughter to man whose last name he had hardly got acquainted with. It was all because the parents of America have let courtin’ pass from the par- lor to the parked c If Earl had been more particular in this regard, he would have a son-in-law he could be proud of, when anybody ks about him, instead of having to hem and say, “Taint heard from him lately, but : I'm expectin’ a post card this week.” D they’re gettin’ bold in parked 42 cars, too; "Il do things and say things they wouldn’t dream of in the parlor. Take for instance: I was settin’ in my garag: te one evening looking over some invoices when an emergency call comes in from east of town, and I gets into my car and starts out. Pretty soon I see a dark car ahead of me pulled off to one side of the road and I draws up beside it and turns flash- light on it—and there was a couple spoonin’! In my day the girl would have leaped out of that car and raced down the road like a wild deer and “Hooray, girls—an order!” showed her face before County Fair, but what do you think she said? “What you buttin’ in for? Get out of here.” And I had to get. Yours for the return of the old- fashioned parlor. Pike Peters, Owner and Prop. of the Pawnee Garage. Tourists treated like friends. wouldn't Night Boatmen I™ always suspicious of men who take boats When railroads would do just as well, For nautical masculine travel con- notes The urge to be sowing a few tiny oats Away from the fireside’s spell. I'm alw suspicious of men who take boats When railroads would do just as “If that party comes for his linen knickers, they'll be ready tomorrow!” well! ALLL. il comicbooks.com