Judge — April 9, 1932 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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nly was two of ises hat for ited the ver v4 ore an tion The Champion Hog-Caller avd a Train-Announcer Have a Collision GREETINGS Pinchot to use post cards to cut state letter cost EAR TAXPAYER: This is where | am now. I wish you were here, the weather is fine. Can't find your returns for 1931 In- come tax. Please send it at once. Having a fine time. Remember me to your brother and tell him his tax is overdue too. Regards Tax Commissioner, City Hall. To John Doe, Did you get the ticket I left in your car? I waited at traffic court but you didn’t show up. Please show up next week and pay fine. We are very busy just now and I haven't time to write more. This is a view of our traffic court where I will wait for you. I put a cross inst the room where they try cases like yours. Excuse haste. Traffic Officer No. 19944. Dear Mamie, Aint this a swell looking card? | pinched it out of the bosses’ desk. I got a good job now in the Capitol. Saw a swell movie last night with Clark Gable. Gee he w well! Why cont you write? No news here. Miss you lots. Why dont you write? Gee, | must run along now here comes the Wish you was here. Write soon to your pal boss. Tessie. JUDGE Big Business W* saw three fellows i the along street the driving other night with a 10-ton truck and an electric crane, which might have been a gang out to kidnap Paul Whiteman. The big problem for New Yorkers is how to keep the wolf from th door and the columnist from the keyhole. There was once a book censor who read so much that he was troubled with asterisks in front of his eyes The new income tax law increases the tax on million dollar incomes from $240,000 to $439,000, which is and unjust, as any multi-millionaire will tell you. news item) Dear Sherwood: It’s terribly hot here in New York now and you don't know how lucky you are to be away from it all. The boys on our Investigating Commis- sion are all anxious to see you and have a big surprise planned for you. Let me know when you are going to return and will meet the train. Can hardly wait to see you again. “An I'm gonna tell the Judge you called me names, too.” Judge Seabury (At Exams)—Cripes! I've gone an’ worn the history shirt instead of the chemistry one! 19 comicbooks.com