Judge — April 2, 1932 — page 19: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

UDGE sen -Boy, DU certainly n rcith thish act!! Hoip-ve Max—-Gosh! Docs money mean that much to you? Questions and Answers L. G.—Evidently wife was holding the map upside down. Had you turned left on Main St., Princeton, you would have passed a most insulting traflic cop, but you at least would be in Philadelphia now, instead of being up to your springs in Atlantic City sand. H. K.—The only way to get an auto out of New York is to buy it outside of New York and use the subway. V. H. P.—As far as I know, there is no closed season on pedestrians in Mas- sachusetts. Only last month a tourist reported landing a 225-pound freckled beauty in West Newbury. A. B. Z-—The National Geographic might be glad to print vour story of your your auto trip from ‘Times Square to the Grand Central Station. Pictures of the beard you raised might help the sale of the story. L. B. M.—There is no chance of that road ever being paved. We understand it has been the source of supply, for years, of politicians who sling mud dur- ing their campaigns. Y. K. G.—It depends upon the oil you use. A light grade is almost worse than useless, but good, heavy grade hanana oil always works best with blondes. D. F. S.—Sorry, I can’t tell you the hest way to get to Chicago this week. I'm mad at Mayor Cermak. |,