Judge — March 12, 1932 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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it. Nothing is. stirring, altho the awning spikes look ominous, and a fellow could barricade himself neatly behind its high walls and stand off the world. They do say the No. 1 man has certain roulette Miami against his release. It is at the Roney Plaza Sun Club and Cabanas that we, the Hardy Ten who come this year, con : to be photographed with Nunnally Johnson, the Post writer; to read Variety; to measure one another's sun burn; to “he mother old There wheels around whirring him up a seen New is Lawrence and to tell one Yorker Schwab, the mu anecdotes. sical sSho@nan, looking fora new show idea. In himself to the the brighter bathing gender). There berts, a man nobody knows. is Buddy de Sylv state for a lyr such pursuit he confines edge of the pool and (fem. Shu There » thinking up a new d not liking mine Coma’ “LT Wish T was in Coma When They Sing About Tennessee.” Also HN. Swanson, of College Hu mor, busy cultivating that'll get him thro the ni safely on ag suits is one of the crop of tan tering ¢ Morris Markey, also, the Reporter looking very much at large and grim ly at things. And old Jim Thurber: Floyd (who Satpost articles they writes those illustrate with empty barrels), Helen Menken and Helen Morgan, who sc tually without her piano. There are also a lot of Pelicans, New Thought people from St. Louis, and a person who describes himself as Wal- ter Winchell’s uncle. But it’s a n clean crowd, loads of fun, a barrel Parsons pictures of swims JuS' JIG@Le \T 4 LITE, MASSA JUDGE of laughs, and about the best bunch on the beach if I do say so myself. Everybody swims at Miami except the natives, who claim it’s too cold and will wait till summer. The water is Gulf Stream hot and entirely frec of grapefruit rinds, It pre in July. ‘There is about beach for every man, child, and that is subwa nming it at that. The only trouble with swim ming, however, they will tell you, is the barracuda, a wolf in fish clothing in the habit of biting large hunks out of battleships. — Whereas argue with a shark and save a leg, a barracuda doesn’t debate and takes all, ‘The best thing to do is to swim sidestroke [ found out. have ly boils mile of woman and you can This way you an-arm down there within easy reach and only lose one. The Miami papers are as 65% as snappy press-agent stories can im: They put the crossword puz- zle on page 2 thinking of making it page I for excitement. One paper even features both Arthur Brisbane and Walter Lippmann, side them, and are by side! For you citrus fans: Oranges are a nickel a dozen, and grapefruit a cent apiece. They've crossed. the with everythi in sight ever heard of the t lo: a eross be- tween the tangerir id the fruit?) and the need is for sow new to cross it with, ing it with orange (have you grape- thing I suggest cross an ora and trees: the A Frigidaire placed at the tree base would make it iced. T would plant the Nedick tree next the juniper bush, naturally. ‘The time spent. in -squeezer growing orange juice on Nedick tree, of course. savings ‘in ordinarily NOTHAH > JULEP, CULLUE SUNIUH! ~ DOAN TAH YOSEFF! — slicing and squeezing and throwing away skins would be incalculable. WIOD is a Miami radio station, and it means “Wonderful Island of Dreams.” Tip Bliss, the humorist, lives out at Coral Gables for laughs. He says the Floridians are extremely proud of their mountains, the highest alp of which is Mt. Flagler, which rises to the magnificent height of 14 ft. above level. Tip is thinking of scaling this grandeur with a Funicular Rail- way, complete with Summit House, (Page 29, please) YASSA, MASSA QUNIUH, ~YASSA> YASSA-YASSA > YASSA!! WITH CULLUD HEL? AT $57 A MosTH, MASSA JUNIOR SAYS (T'S NO TRovBle TALL “TO RENERT TO AN OL’ SUTH'A KUNNEL J comicbooks.com