Judge — February 13, 1932 — page 23: what you’re looking at

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Volga Vinchell on the Nevsky Cosntissan Leon Leontoviteh and what Moscow Art. T' re rinesky droshkied out to Vladivostok ona honeymoon? .. . As reported here two months ago, China and Japan are pouting in public. ... RKa- linin and Stalin, Commissars, are do- ing a wow routine lately, but Kalinin matmbles that) Stalin grabbing the hows. ... What high Moscow othcial divorced his fourth wife in four weeks hy proxy at the Divorce Bureau? ... [ think Ill have to separate the sen- tences with five periods in honor of the five-year plan... There you It takes up more room, * Too bad the commissars t let me record that “Over My Dead Body” ancedote. . 2. It’s funny. oe The Pravda reporters will strike for by-lines next week. I like that line about the U. yw the U.S. S..R. t cause the latter minds its own busi- . Serge Bastonsky is in town doing the vodka-mills with a commis sar's last-year blonde... . Lavan- sky, the painter, will marry his mos Ekaterina Stephanovitch, so she won't She xot it last week when she eloped with that big OF course, not recognizi have to carry the old tay nd-rouble fellow all good communists know their faces are Red. Recommended to diversion seekers: The prisoner at the Kremlin ... The new chuneskies, “You're My Vive-Year Plan,” and “Life Is Just « Bolsheviki.” —A,. Evetorr shouti Ay sunrise. “Hey, did youse throw out th’ cat an’ set th’ bomb for six o’clock?” JUDGE a “How do you spell ‘Capitalism'?” Pity the Poor Red P27 the poor Russian “Red.” He has had to take the blame for the decline in wheat prices; the drop in world commodities; the bomb outrages; the food riots; the political situation; the business depression and gen- eral public Whereas, the real Russian “Red” is nothing more nor less than a_hard- working and conscientious individual, ng strict attention to his own ness of undermining the so-called rest. capitalistic system by various indirect methods, such as breaking world commodity prices; engineering bomb outr: inciting food riots; complicating the political situation; capitalizing the depression, and magnifyir 1 public unrest. —Rien . WaLracrorr comicbooks.com