Judge — February 13, 1932 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

CLASSIFIED SECTION Learn Bomb Making At Home: We furnish materials and specitica- tions; you furnish subjcets. Also, our own special line of bombs for all ocea- sions. Gov't School of Bombin, Men Wanted: Immediate work for strong bodies and weak minds, Op- portunities in many countries helping overtl Experience not necessary. Even if you have never overthrown a government be- Ww governments, fore, we can use you. And Bring your own red fl headgear. Can vou start ar enroll today with the Committee, Soap Boxes, Cheap: Or rent ¢ for any occasion, Guaranteed to st the strain of lo peechmaking. Only yer. but tell your one to a custe friends. Ten cents a box. Oratorical Lumber Co. Novelties: All kinds. EF sizes and impersonations. hanged anywhere. Chalk for di ra walls. Banners, with “DOWN WITH” in large letters, blank spaces to be filled ins with anything Extra heavy shoes for kicking. Or you choose. JUDGE Soviet Press Acent——T wish “T hate kings and queens, so I disregard them in my bidding.” we could get another idea like that nude bathing one—oh, boy!—did that bring the tourists! state what yeu want, including trouble, and we will make it to your specifications. In stating require- ments, however, use temperate lan- Red Novelty Company. omrades: Buy your underwear here. Red Flannel Supply Company. Hire a Hall: Did anybody ever tell you to hire a hall? Well, why not do s Halls of all sizes, from tele phone booth to convention hall size. Get it off your chest. Tell the cock- eyed world where it gets off! Rentals reasonable, Hire-a-Hall Corporation. Sprouto Ha Tonic: Thirty days’ free trial We rantee to grow hair on the back of your neck in 30 days, or you can try and get your money back. Look like a Com- rade! Sprouto Co., Omsk. Subscribe: The Daily Gripe. | publication of the party. Pr contest for best letters written, in tnglish, on How to Start a Revolu- tion. First prize: Sleigh Ride Through Siberia. Second pr Easy Chair. Write for booklet, “Cops Are Cos- sacks.” —R. C. O'Butexovirent comicbooks.com