Judge — February 13, 1932 — page 15: what you’re looking at

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JUDGE co STOP SELLING THESE! Dark Horses of 1932 | Go t Viektx, Communist. Promi- nent in all Red activities and stu- pidities. Led the charge of the Light- headed Brigade in Union Square, and was thrown for a six-months’ loss of time in the city jail, Is down on everything, up on Marx, and behind rent, Has represented his party in most hospitals and police in his roo: stations in this country and abroad. Believes in) public demonstrations as to means of acquainting the people with all important questions except work, ; Favors a national bomb issue; gov- ermment ownership of everythi even ther. mids; capitalistic ex ieee termination; ] igration, would relieve the farmers of their farms. Would also war on ri n by closing the movie cathedrals and }ee real enthusiasm, just listen to turning the banks into hotels and a Democrat advocating the aboli- tion of some of the useless government grar Never heard of Prohibition, the — Jebs held by Republicans. ] tariff, forcign relations, the deficit, or »} the income tax. At present is en- Much of the world’s great verse, i gaged in a campaign to force the gov- says a critic, has been written on an rics. ernment to do something about re- empty stomach, And editors, of lieving Prosperity. course, insist that the writing be done —D. L. Commnort on one side of the stomach only. \ \ Eye ona Kulak. The Oysterman “Vannie” Higgins, recently ac- quitted of a rum conspiracy, stated | that he is an oysterman by profession. What put him under suspicion was the wondering of the vernment about what he did during months that “Ro in them, have no issue Railroad twenty- five million tickets a year, but you “Some of you Communists will have to get jobs—we need wouldn't think so from all the fuss money for Propaganda!!” they make if you happen to lose one, companies 13 comicbooks.com