Judge — February 13, 1932 — page 14: what you’re looking at

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One Big Family laun- “Darronize your neighbo an advertisement. you'll get your neigh- borhood shirts.” give two except Dora says she wouldn't cents for any Winchell. communis! And the only thing wrong with Si- beria is somebody has let it go too long without defrosting. Well, if good times ever do come hack, a lot of Reds will be faced with the ditfcult decision whether to con- tinue as Communists or go back to work, Raviw Communtst—S-S-S-S-S-SSS! Capitalist!! JUDGE “Yoo, Hoo!” PERSONALS From “The Leningrad Gripe” ike ChapikavKaz and Susie Nal- chik will marry a while. ing attempt to go without breakfast in Yakutsk, go without lunch in Tiflis, and go without dinner in Leningrad. He recently succeeded in going with- out breakfast in Yakutsk, and going Commenist’s Wire— these , don't go bombing the post office till etters have gone through! 12 without lunch in Tiflis but, due to en- gine trouble, reached Leningrad too late to miss dinner. Sol Ellsatwits was sent to Siberia today for hoarding a carrot. Alec Kabaryakut has divorced Katy Kzylizizizk until he returns from the Elks’ convention. Hunters shot Ned Izhevesk for a bear yesterday. A crowd which gathered at the rail- way station to welcome Sally Bashkir- monik home from Chimbai had to wait three days because the en endar was wrong. incer’s cal Lil Krasnodar and “Pudgy” Petro votvak will marry until the weather turns warmer, Bill Nakhicevan writes from beria it's so cold there his house caught fire and the flame icicles sticking straight up. Bill say the people chopped off the frozen flames and put them in their stoves to cook dinner. Ah, there, Bill! You certainl We'll look for you bi are a card! in 19 Heirs of the late Lal Frunzkan yatsk have run through a rouble. M Simsovercst co | comicbooks.com