Judge — February 6, 1932 — page 27: what you’re looking at

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7 friends, while the loose-hung ones Td try to have laundered into ; shrunken fit. Shirts purchased, one 1 time, from habbie-dashies would offer nightmare size variation. Shirts made to order would differ still more from these, the make’em to order various fellows having a measuring seale of Shirts sometimes would tit at first, but would shrink. | Which puts it right up to you, Mr. | Shirt Manufacturer! How do you go | shout deciding on what is size 16 in the first place? How do you find so many little nuances and diiferences in Why do preshrunk. shirts ilways shrink? Who measures neck hands? Why not a neckband ezar to | standardize sizes? Tale of Woe at the present writin their own, sine less than three eats and S rampant on my magnifi cent Connecticut estate, “Bellyacres” : since I have the distinetion of owning the most prolific lady Se: hemisphere; yham since Tam more a veper of the Pound than Head of the House; ind since I eet, NEW YORK - TENERIFFE - CASABLANCA - GIBRALTAR » ALGIERS + NAPLES - CORSICA - aman animal man, first. ays, TL feel IT have some thing to say about the City Dog. Why is it that city people will get 1 sudden explosive impulse to own a They will tear to the nearest Pet Shoppe and gather to themselves that cute little (near) Schnauzer that romped its way into their hearts from behind that plate-glass window — the day before. ‘They will pay heavily for that dog, and then enter heart. soul and body into the keeping, loving | ind tending that ball of hair and pants with all the enthusiasm: in the world. ‘They will reorganiz their lives and apartments to see that Schnauzer’s life is a happy one. Three pleasant months will pass. Then, exactly on the last day of the third month, something will suddenly come over the dog-lover and he will look at the poor dog and s “My zarsh! Do you have to be taken out acuin 2” | r of the innot under pme a case of from bellhop to janitor, to Western Union hoy, with a lot of booting around. The erstwhile master will do everything possible to avoid all dog chores and spend a small fortune in tips. (Page last. and al even From this point on, the dog, which, naturally stand it, will please) | CARLO: CANNES: MAJORCA: AZORES: NEW YORK MONTE Mble WINTER work fer you ~ and Save monty ~ on the ARISTOCRAT CRUISES &@ BRIGHT AFRICA:SAHARA- RIVIERA: CORSICA shkeulder. decp an Dienth Asie larury on The BRILLIANT LAND CRUISES on the BARBARY COAST... SUPERB ROADS and HOTELS WHERE CAN YOU MAKE $16.50 A DAY GO FARTHER THAN to shed winter from you like a snowy cloak at Pier 67 on February 12 or March 18 and head across the bland Gulf Stream for the Canaries, Casablanca, Gibraltar, and ers? After a glimpse of Paris-in-Afr the famous French Liner Paris (the istocrat of the seas) will take you on to Naples, then to Napoleon's birth- place at Ajaccio in Corsica—then up to Monte Carlo, Cannes, Marseilles each day ashore an inexpressible coloured moving-picture which will remain in your mind forever. Your cabin will be typical of cushioned French Line comfort; you'll eat as if you were touring the greatest restaurants of France (with what- ever é rican dishes you like best whenever you want them); you'll explore vintages that have long tantalized you; your odd moments will be diverted by a program of well-bred gayety typical of the French Line’s genius for making you enjoy their cruise more than you ever enjoyed another anywhere, From Marseilles you'll either sail direct home by Majorca, Gibraltar and the Azores —or by train to Paris and Havre and the J/e de France, as you prefer. The Paris, on her first Mediterranean Cruises, propo: s to take a company of nice people who know best how to defeat winter—who cherish gayety and detest organized whoopee—and who (like most nice people) know how to make each dollar buy its utmost luxury. Old General De pression will not be allowed up the gangplank; these cruises are planned to make re (which all the economists say is the cure) really go to work for you! French Line, 19 State Street, New York, or any authorized agent. 2 FIRST ONE-MONTH CRUISES sailing COME FEBRUARY 12 BEST yy and BOOKED! ~ MARCH 18