Judge — January 9, 1932 — page 21: what you’re looking at

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Optician—Umm ... let me see... 0 Qualified asked the man behind the desk, “do you think | ou're fitted for the job, Mr. Sloan The applicant leaned forws vologetic smile. n slightly deaf, Mr. Smit 1, what are your qualifica- Smith repeated in a louder vst why,” tions?” voic “Oh! Well, to tell you the truth, Mr. Smith, I think that is beside the point. : any claims about, or guar ng so ¢ as hum: y. All I ask “T can't hire you,” cut in Smith, “if you can't even say a good word » Mr. Smith?” know anything ty about this job? “Oh! Well, you must realize that I shouldn’t apply for the position un- less I felt qualified to fill it. I know a lot of men who had jobs like this and they never failed to gi faction.” “Do you expect me to pa like this?” edly—but there was a eye Then if I prove aaintlactors, shall cheerfully resign. At least will try me out, won't you, Smith?” Smith grunted, then siniled with satisfaction. “You'll do,” shortly. “In fact, I. think 4 make the best Complaint Manager this store has ever had!” JUD GE MCPETRW LTXURJ NSAE OTP OMTING <wompaeua 409873 WlOossi8 don’t think you read the third line right. EXPLO OSIVES 5 DANGER News From the Colleges Is order to encourage more efficient and fiercer tackling in footbs, year, Coach Little of Colum! planning to use an effigy of the Edi- tor of the Columbia Spectator as a tackling dummy. I next Students at Simmons College re ioned to have a course in added to the curricu- it is supposed to be a vo- cational school. lum sine Harvard University has announced that in 1932 the holder of the Chair of Poetry will be the Boston sports writer who writes the best description of the Harvard-Y le game. Thirty-four Freshmen have been dropped from the University of Georgia this year, all of them Re- publicans, —A. S. “Let me show you some blankets cheap.”