Judge — January 2, 1932 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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earn to Dance \Start = The Princeton No. 2 \ By Arthur Murray America’s Foremost Dancing Instructor 1. Slide right foot backward to lower right-hand corner. Draw left foot up to the tight foot; Slide right backward again, in the same direction as first step. Slide left foot diagonally backward to lower left-hand corner. 5. Draw right foot up to left foot; 6. Slide left backward to left. gtuoy the diagram carefully and do each step very slowly at first, then gradually faster and faster until you can dance backward in time to Fox-Trot music. A Challenge Made,9 Me Popular? “A box of cigars says you don't DARE dance with her—Wallflower!” That was their challenge! ‘My sporting blood boiled! “All right, I accept!” I responded. And I started across the Boor. J NEVER was much of a dancer. But when our club gave this affair | couldn't stay away. E abould: have been sittings s the hall my coura Marion Blake se? Ob, wouldn't the fe sie, partner of teacher wr you don't have to une cen 1 1 the coupon below and the 66-L« Mn g Course will be sent you im pay the postman onl ivery charges. Th it—practice the steps. y it ts to become a fin: sought after, popular—the Arthur and—if you're not absolutely de with the results, simply return the Course your money “He teaches dancing by mail, You can't fearn that way : said Marion arching ber eyebrows way “The truth is, that's exactly the way I learned. If Marion ‘could "t erful dancer that way it was cert investigation I Turn the Tables What a surprise the lessons were! In a few evenings I had learned the Walta—the Fox Trot, and y variations of the latest steps—without music, partner or teacher, weel: later L attended a dance. T crowd was there. “Here he is agai chorused. “Give him the cigarst He Psi Ima ised they were Ig RIMUR MURRAY, Stu - Last Aird Streets Wew Yorks W. Y. To prove that T ean tearm to dance at home, you 1 may send me sour famous 65-1 f 1am welcomed fi No matter if you've m been on a dance floor in your life—Arthur Murray's method makes you a finished dancer, right in your own home, without WIGH LAr (Continued from page 13) never been there. ... John Drink- yater wrote the biography of Carl Lacmmle (pronounced Lem-lee). 2. Bernard Shaw went to a race track in Russia and promptly fell asleep... . The Robins laid another egg. ... The Yale News, as usual, had too much to say... . Robert Garland continued to write what is called dramatic criti- cism. ... Heywood Broun wrote a column saying he was against war be- cause he was too lazy to fight... . The movietone discovered (1) a dog that could typewrite, ( a Holly- wood child orchestra that) squeaked and squalled horribly, (3) a Florida lady elephant. that’ wore swimming trunks, (+) the airplane mother and (5) the King of a or dedicating this or that. bathroom was | of humor and Ralph Barton, our great- est caricaturist, shot himself. tighty floors of Empire State shot up into emptiness and stayed that way - Business executives started their knitting to conferen clair Lewis got the hel Prize ona « Jimmy Walker had himself phed in a beret and a sheet. President kept his mouth shut and Mr. Coolidge suddenly ran out of platitudes... . Fred Allen started writing his own. stuff... . Rudy Vallee got married to the daughter of a policeman. hoe shines started dropping to a nickel. . .. Knute Rockne’s untimely demise was overwhelmed by wave of obituary slush he probably would have resented... . A lot of banks failed, losing a lot of unearned profits for a lot of people. TI started putting policemen in j Columbia got a football team, nobody knows how or where. ... Reno in- stalled “Divorce while you wait,” but most people seemed to want to keep what they had for fear of getting something more expensiv orn a while the world was wrap! up in cellophane and somebody a: tually started the rumor that you could eat it... . Vitamins were dis- covered in kissing... . nk & Jack's bought a drink, ... The term “throat kindliness” crept into cigarctte a . » Morton Downey sang “Carolina Moon times. . 2. Crosby succeeded Rudy Vallee as our First Male, and the radio suddenly went masculine. . Sharkey decided to train on Lydia Pinkham’s to cure his ring emotionalism, despite the Shu- berts’ offer to star him in “Hedda Gabler.” The Pope refused to see Gandhi unless he came properly dressed, and women’s fashions tended to cover comicbooks.com