Judge — December 26, 1931 — page 22: what you’re looking at

Machine-transcribed from the original scan — historical spelling and the odd misread are preserved.

Have You Inventoried? Ne is the time when many con- cerns will stop. to take stock. Few business executives take much stock in anything these days, but then inventories never bother exceutives. The employ s who don't count do the he exceutives count on in | ood alibi for their wives. ] Inventories will take up but little | time this year. There's not much left | to count, But inventory time is cer- tainly tough on spiders. The poor things have built nice houses and lived in pea last January and now they will be dispossessed. Among other things average inven- tories this year will reveal are: Additional cigarette burns on. office furniture. Fewer bottles of private stock. Excess vice-presidents. time asa g among unused stocks since from being Salesmen = gro “pepped up.” Sales quotas (in excellent’ condi tion—never been broken). Sales curves (slightly battered on one end). Less red ink. A surplus of black ink. Howe its inventory, we hope “Gosh, Mister, you're a great guy wit’ a gun, ain’tcha?” in. IF , when our company takes i — 0) PRA [Tae | 1° comicbooks.com