Judge — December 12, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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II as = Sees NP TT By Arthur Murray |. Step forward with the left foot; 2. Step forward with right foot, diagonally to right; w . Draw left foot to right. 4. Forward with right foot. Why Miss Half the Fun in LiferP Dance smartly, brilliantly and you're sure to be popular—invited every- where—right in the social swing. Arthur Murray, America’: test danc- ing teacher, has invented a remarkably easy new method which enables > anyone to learn all the newest dances at hor in a few hours—at very little cost! No music or partner needed. Success positively guaranteed! Think what that means! Good dancers are a always sought after, sure of a good time wherever they go. And dancing is great fun—wonderful exerci: Takes your mind off your worries and cares. Keeps you happy and healthy— always on your toes and full of pep. De- velops poise and self-confidence—and often ns the door to important business and jal contacts. 5-Day Trial No matter if you floor in your life—Ar Iways popular e never been on a ¢ without music, «pai have to pay one cent. coupon below together wit order) and you will receive Arthur Murray's Learn to “Dance The Syncopated Fox Trot qQ a) \ for which thousa: aving. Try the cou v for 5 days, | ARTHUR MURRAY, Studio 162 [ 7 East 43rd Steet, New York € T enclose Please. se I famous 66-Lesson Dancing ! | [ Address | ! ‘ shave paid far more—at Money back if n NOW — WIGH HAT (Continued from page 23) motif: Can't be set down while full, like a wife and a pocketbook... . Crystal Gazing Ball: For foretelling the future if you think you can stand it. Phillips’ Shoe Pads: Attach ‘em to your soles and save shoe leather while job-hunting... . Crandall sea sled: If you wish to travel at 56.1 miles per hour by water... . “Bar Now Open” and “Bar Now Closed” Plaques: For your deaf and dumb acquaintances with thirsts. ... Code FI out messages to your friends such “No poker tonight—she’s abit stormy,” ete. . 2. Happy Days & Here's How Christmas Cards contain- ing Cocktail Recipe Indicator: For greetings... . Holey Scram, Pokatelle, Hi-Jack, Blotto, Pokerette, and the “Nine Best Games of 1931": Various gambling means of recouping your 1931 losses or—losing the rest of what you have left! Which is that. I think you will find almost every type of gift in the above list. However, as a. sort miscellany, here are some books in case you know any intellectual folks: Soglow’s “Pretty Pictures”; “The ith New Yorker Album"; Farrar & Rinchart’s “Stag At E Sobel's Every’s “Sins of and John Day's “Vanity Fair Book.” All of which are amusing collections that fit well between the twin beds in the guest room. More in the serious Perey Crosby's “A Cartoonist’s Philosophy” which contains a lot of fine talk by Skipp's pop. Also, may Lappend the tip that you rip the rivets out of your pocketbooks and spend a lot. It'll help get the world out of the retrenchments by Christmas, Eye-Qucues A MAN who is notoriously a poor 2% marksman fully shows his friends a target painted on his back fence with a bullet exactly in the middle of it and swears he fired this shot from 100 yards away, over his shoulder. and looking into a mirror. Assuming he told the truth what is the most logical explanation of this apparent accuracy? Picu drunken so nice there arena I’ve sign reans fore often fare dears. Change the words or collections of letters around and make a readable sentence of fourteen words. t week's: No. 1: The farmer did all those things be sc he was 833.33 yards. —Juoce, Jr. comicbooks.com