Judge — December 12, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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a Letters of a Self-Made Quarterback D™ Por: Well, here I am a full-fledged professional football player at last. Of course, I know you are going to say what about those two games I yed in my Sophomore year at Western? I don’t really count them. After all, I only got paid for one game. The other one cost me dough; what with the prom the lam with the r of stuff is just sm to the heavy st I time compared r I hope to knock week we go to Cleve- me with the Blue Shirts. gives | me a little time to finish Xmas shopping. It was a pretty A little rough but none lousy do-or-die stuff that used to get on my nerves so at Western. I got a couple of nice bets down on us at six to five and we cleaned up. Be- lieve me, Pop, these Chi amblers are taking no chances. When a thing is in the bag out here it’s all tied up and ready for delivery. ch on? I the old 1s kind of sorry to lea place last week. It sure beats every- thing how fond a guy can get of one of them colleges, don’t it hey ex- pect me back again next year, but I doubt if I will go. Herewith the fifty bucks you asked for. I don’t see why you have to pay that much for corks and bottles. Some of those Wop dealers down on First St. can give you a better price than that. You ought to clean up during this Xmas rush if that beer of yours it is. Don't forget to slip that new Sergeant some- thing when he comes around and for goshsakes don’t drink up all the stock yourself. is as good as you sa Sometimes I figure you must think I am made of dough. I picked up a couple of hundred endorsing some rot- ten brand of chewing gum here the other day—I forget the name of the stuff. But it all went to pay for the roadster. I simply have to have a car to carry my samples around dur- ing the week. Those wine bricks take up a lot of space and they ain't sell- ing so well either. I guess that dumb Swede wasn't so goofy when he sold me the works. No wonder Minnesota Institute got rid of hin I may go out to Hollywood after the season is over. I hear they make all their football pictures in the Spring so as to have them ready for Fall release. Imagine me and Garbo go- ing over for a touchdown together? Keep your eye on the cash register and lay off the samples. As ever, your son, Bull Perkins. cr taking it on | Florence D. Walden ++. 55% more in safety and enjoyment at only S cents more in price Hollywood, Cal. WHY CHANGED-TO-MARLBORO CONTEST (For Ocher Prise Winners Watch Magasines And Newspapers) In a restaurant recently I commented on the beauty and distinguished appearance of a woman seated nearby. My companion, a well-known attorney, glanced at her and remarked indifferently, Yes, but she spoits it all by smoking a cheap cigarette.” Needless to say, that tip was my reason for changing to Marlboros. ARLBORO Wmsnicas finest cigarelle ¢ N 0) BR inc Magic LE G-O-MATIC FRAGRANCE! BRIDGE SETS The pungent fragrance of Crown Lavender Smelling Solts octs like magic in relieving or- dinory headache. Clears the head, steadies the Aerves, counteracts faint» | nessondweariness. Sizes for dressing table and purse. Sold everywhere. Schieffelin & Co., 16-26 Cooper Sq., New York. i FOR THE MODERN | Automatic table... All legs open and close with ‘one motion .... Compact, comfortable folding chairs have the appear i} ance of real chairs RIGIO -:. SIMPLE i BEAUTIFUL SAUTS Unger the d Wilbur T. Phone Suntertierd 8-4000 Cro he poon } where you can rent apartments with kitchens by the doy, month or year, furnished or unfurnished, with full irection of hotel service or with none ot oll. — 12 EAST 86" vYOoN Er ” ay comicbooks.com