Judge — November 7, 1931 — page 30: what you’re looking at

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“Chic” eSale—The | S = Ripceway | Zwiss AKE the Ridgeway twins, Ches and Wal. Looked alike as two peas in a pod. Couldn’t tell themselves apart except at dinner, and the only way they knew which was which then was because Ches liked navy beans and Wal didn’t. | Well, sir, you might go so far as to say they had equal chances in life if any two young fellers ever did. It was this way at the age of twenty when they went 4 to work in the bank. Now Ches is presi- dent of the bank and Wal has seven more years to serve at the penitentiary. i : | ] It jest shows home conditions and | trainin’ ain’t everything. Jest like Ches | i- would eat navy beans and Wal wouldn’t, | Ches would eat those little chocolate tablets in the blue tin box, and Wal | wouldn’t. Ches felt good and thought | the world was with him while Wal felt | bad and thought the world was agin | him. So they traveled different roads. Of course I ain’t sayin’ these little tablets will keep you out of the peni- tentiary. I’m jest tellin’ about Ches and | Wal, twins. | ‘CA Sab It takes over 30 million boxes of Ex-Lax— those little chocolate tabletsin the blue tin box —to supply the demand each year. Ex-Lax tastes like delicious chocolate—but in it is concealed the well-known scientific | laxative ingredient, phenolphthalein—of the ] right quality, in the right proportion, in the | right dose, Ex-Lax is safe—gentle—effective for young and old. At your druggist’s— 10¢, 25¢ and sof. Keep ‘‘regular’’ with | EX-LAX i The Chocolated Laxative | i} FREE eee SAMPLE ot Ex-Lar and “CHIC SALES WELLS CORNERS GAZETTE i Ned Sessa celeste eee nee q Addros - i Oe : Mail this coupon to The Ex-Lax . Box 170, \ i Times Plaza Sa, Brooklya, N.Y. | J.GANIY Hlevtside Ypres weed pipe \ sto who eex X Se) \ those keed? — Minda yor beeznessy, a / ‘you makea doze Splegtz | FF | ' corn “Listen! T found that dog you advertised for!” -—/ u | u é —a fie But those cold * Stein for tine / the Down whe: : s Salamaneay2 _ don’ wanna ——— (make foat \\ weet Donna =, a Don Juan, ’35, gets his first taste of night life. 28 comicbooks.com