Judge — November 7, 1931 — page 29: what you’re looking at

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some letters from Admiral Byrd to any Eskimo cuties who happened to drop in, a dog pack courtesy of the pound, and a barrel of XXX to keep the ginger ale company. Mac dis- ded me, claiming the heat from the cuties in the “Band Wagon,” who played in the same building, was suffi- cient to warm up the heart of a Broadway columnist. Despite his as- surances, I nevertheless wore more heavies. As it turned out, the broa pleasant and always ex lected the following statistics: The C. C. Orchestra has the only living bassoon player in captivity who plays the bassoon in full Eskimo rig, this despite the fact I al s thought the bassoon to be of African derivation. The fellow who sang the choruses in the orchestra had a Nebraska for- ward's body and a vo like the burst of a gentle ginger ale bubble. The swish of the dog whips is made by Harry Pilcer’s whistle, and the bark- ing dog, barking for something to take with the ginger ale, was not real. He was stuffed and his bark wa made out of a piece of resin and The sound of the trickling gin- ale was made by Bill Borealis, the master of ceremonies himself, by means of, as far as I could make out, mirrors. As for Bill Bor really Raymond Knight, not understand how I can ever listen to his puns again unless the Clicquot Club provides me with what goes best with ginger ale. The glass curtain in front of the broadcasters enables the audience to make faces at the per formers without having thrown at them. alis, he is nd I can- anything Hihattractions be-Littled Columbia Football am, and may we be forgiven all we've said it! . .... Mr. Winchell’s line ars of Hoover—and Gandhi will be a well- dressed man!” , .. Stanley Wood- ward's literate sports writing in the Herald Trib. ... The Marx Bros., of course, in “Monkey Business.” . 2. Cortland Fitzsimmens’ football mur- der mystery, “70,000 Witnesses.” fish Smith, the Georgia end. . The Georgia-N. Y. U. Yankee dium on Nov. 7 money is on the Crackuhs. . . . Leo- pold Stokowski on the Philco Hour, ng Bach... . Genn'el Electric, promises no commercial an nouncements on its Sunday n program. . . . High livin the Waldorf-Astoria. . . . Those cor- duroy suits the gals are effecting. . . . O. Soglow’s “Pretty Pictures,” a col- lection of some of the best gags of the century. Jvunar, Jn. REACH FOR YOUR TELEPHONE AND TAKE COMMAND You need only pick up your telephone to control millions of dollars’ worth of property... a thousand yards or a thousand miles of wire... five thou- sand or five million dollars’ worth of equipment... a few or many of the Bell System’s hundreds of thousands of trained workers. What you get from your telephone depends on your wish of this or any moment. Few things you buy can so exactly fit your needs. Telephone service is made to your order for each call... and the telephone becomes an exten- sion of your voice and personality for whatever purpose you choose. All of the System's plant and equipment is of interest to you, for you cannot be sure which of the 20 million interconnect- ing telephones in this country you may need to reach. The Bell System provides a con- stantly improving service at the least cost consistent with financial safety. This means that it pays only reason- able regular dividends and devotes all earnings beyond that to the extension and improvement of the service. This has been the practice for half acentury, with the result that the pub- lic has doubled its use of Bell tele- phones in the last ten years. The money you pay to your tele- phone company brings you steadily increasing value. * AMERICAN TELEPHON, EGRAPH COMPANY *& nating way with this wo ful little SIPHONETTE | drink, saves ‘Only $1.00 postpaid or C. O. D. by re turn mail,” Ideal asa gift, prize oF favor. THE SIPHONETTE CO. Dep’. B, 220 Delaware Ave. Buffalo, 27 New Y: light, bathroom fixture or for dre ing tat anil shade tilts to throw light where heavy brass and finished in statuary $ bridge t . The neck bends you want jully made of 3° || or pastel green. See your aleror order direct. Bussmann Mfg, comicbooks.com